Ways to get kick off the Death Star

show the video of Vader Dosy-doing with a stormtrooper

 

Paging mr vader, mr vader you have a call at the front desk.

 

have an easter egg hunt, with eggs all over the ship


egg vaders quarters

 

Bring abunch of liquor and chips and salsa and get drunk then run around in your under pants yelling Darth Vader's an Ass hole!
By then I would assure you would be dead in matter of seconds!

 

Walk around wearing a Star Trek uniform.

 

For Halloween dress up like one of the sand people
use toilet paper (and I think the term is roll?) roll Darth Vader's private corriders for a joke!
Tell Darth Vader to lossen up a bit cause he is so tense!

 

Wear a batman costume to work, walk up to Vader and say "HA! I'm the real dark knight! You're nothing but a cheap rip off!!!"

 

Run around and turn all the tractor beams off.

Wear a T-shirt that says, "We blew up Alderan and all I got was this lousy T-shirt".

On the second Death Star walk up to Vader and say, "Well, I hope you don't lose this one too."

After Luke blasts the control panel to close the blast door so the Falcon can escape, tell Vader, "Ok, you have a LIGHTSABER! Melt the door dummy!"

If you walk into Vader's private chambers just before he gets his helmut back on say, "Whoa! I hope if you had any kids they got their looks from the mom's side of the family."

 

Tell Tarkin to start bathing in formaldahyde.

 

you blow up the death star with a volley of proton torpedoes

 

tell darth vader luke said for me to say hi
but to tell you darth you need to practice
more with your lightsaber because hes going to cut your hand off

 

Rescue a princess being held prisoner on the DS.
Mess up the trash compactor.
Tell Vader that he is only a master of evil.
Throw Palpatine into the reactor core.
Slice off Vader's hand, but don't kill him.

 

Take a TIE Fighter out for a joyride.

 

Get a can of red spray paint and draw a huge bullseye around a small thermal exhaust port right below the main port.

Attempt to attach one of those Glade electric air fresheners to some part of Vader's breathing apparatus.

Get on the emercency comm channel and announce that there is a "blue light special" going on in housewares.

Persistently refer to the Emperor as "the Man."

When you get ready to blow up a planet, pretend to lose control of the gun at the last minute and shout to the guy next to you, "Quick! Quick! I need another quarter!"

Rig up a horn that plays the first two bars of "Dixie Land." Hit it whenever the Death Star blasts out of orbit.

When the stormtroopers go to wash their uniforms, throw in a red sock. Laugh as all the stormtroopers turn out pink.

 

Tell Vader:
"Well, at least now I know where Luke got his whinyness from."
"Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Tell Palpatine:
"If you have a heart attack, can you like, shock yourself and make your heart beat normally again?"
"You really should put some lotion on that face..."

Tell Tarkin:
"Don't the magnetic fields mess with your pacemaker?"
"Did your mom even feed you when you were a kid?"

Things you could do:
-Push over a Stormtrooper when standing in formation, making them fall like dominos.
-Have mousebot wars with your buddies in the halls of the DS.
-Throw the Emperor's Kenny G CD collection down the reactor shaft.

 

Get the 'Tom Green Show' playing on every single screen in the Death Star.

 

attempt to take vader's job & start choking every1 on the death star

or better yet...

attempt to choke darth vader

 

Roll a joint, and be sitting in the Emperors chair smoking it with your feet up when he walks in - then offer it to him

 

Rig all the toilets to flush at the same time at the push of a button.

 

Throw your stormtrooper helmet at the emperor

 

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Too funny to let sink

 

* Rig one of those little droids zooming around the corridors to trip Vader.

* Announce over the intercom that Vader's Cheeseburger Happy Meal is ready.

* Tell Vader he'll never get away with this, slave...go back to pod racing.

* Ask Vader if he'd like Lego for Christmas.

 

Practice your aim by throwing gungans in the thermal exhaust port

Buy the Emperor a years supply of anti wrinkle cream for his birthday

 

Play football with vader's helmet

Steal Palpy's cain

Give Tarkin a wedgy

 

Put whoopee cushions in Palpy's chair and Vader's meditation chamber.