Ways to get kick off the Death Star

-Install tractor beams on all toilets.
-Walk around speaking like Yoda.
-Ask Tarkin: "So, how's Daala doin?"
-Let your dog piss behind Palpy's throne.

 

Yokozuna the Emporer!!!!!!!!


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Start a Deathstar themed Jackass

 

-Walk around in a fake Darth Vader suit pretending to be Darth Vader and call the real vader an imposter and challenge him to a duel.
-Take a piss on the plants in Grand Moff Tarkins private quarters.
-Mug a Stormtrooper and put on his Stormtrooper amor and run around saying that a nude man claming to be a stormtrooper was trying to feel you up.
-Tell every stormtrooper and imperial officer that you love men in uniform.
-Ask Darth Vader how much you can buy his suit for.
-Dare Darth Vader to remove his mask and helmet and call him a little sissy boy when he refuses.
-Ask everyone if Darth Vader is a Gay.
-Trip Darth Vader with your foot when he walks past you.
-Replace Vaders Mask and Helmet in his chamber with a fake mask and helmet.
-Ask Emperor Palpatine if he is the richest man in the galaxy why doesnt he get cosmetic surgery to eliminate those wrinkles and age spots?
-Tell Palpatine he looks like the Grim Reaper in cheap robes.
-Spit on Darth Vaders helmet and attempt to polish it for him.
-Tell Darth Vader that no weapons are permitted on this station so hand me the Lightsaber or Else!
-Walk into the Detention Area wearing either an Officers uniform or StormTrooper armor and tell everyone that the Emperor has pardoned the prisoners for their crimes and wants them to be released immediatly.
-Attempt to smuggle hidden weapons to Princess Leia's Cell.
-Program all Droids on the Death Star to shoot Lord Vader on sight,also Emperor Palpatine.
-Kill Royal Guard and try to get close enough to Emperor Palpatine so that you can kill him.
-Steal Vaders personal Tie Fighter and destroy other Tie Fighters with it.
-Run around telling everyone that Rebel Terrorists are at large on the Death Star and are trying to destroy the station.
-Deactivate the HyperDrive on the Death Star so that it cannot reach the hidden Rebel Base.
-Take a Drunken joyride in the Emperors Shuttle and leave alot of Vomit all over the Cockpit windows and the ships controls.
-Fire the Superlaser at the Super Star Destroyer Executor,and then have target practice with the remaining Star Destroyers.
-Give Emperor Palpatine a Porno video to watch.
-Kill several StormTroopers and feed them to the Dianoga in the Garabage Chute area.
-Ask everyone if they want to jump ship with you and join the Rebellion against the Empire.
-Hijack the Death Star and use it to ram ships like Star Destroyers or Smaller ships like the Falcon.
-Tell Everyone that the Emperors Shuttle is under the control of Rebel Terrorists and order Tie Fighters to Destroy it before it can land.
-When on Patrol in space challenge the other Tie Fighter pilots to see who can get to the Main Reactor and back first.
-Engage the Imperial Fleet in a sudden unanounced Wargame using real weapons and when they fight back tell everyone that they have turned Traitor.
-Tell Emperor Palpatine that his StormTroopers suck and that he should have stuck with that Droid Army.

 

Shoot random planets while pretending to look for rebels. Spin the death star as fast as you can so everyone gets thrown against the wall. Call an emergency meeting in the space pad and open the doors and watch the people fly out into space.

 

i have a sick and disturbing one. in passing, tell darth vader that he really wasn't concieved by medichlorians -- but in fact that his mother was seduced by palpatine himself and that would mean --- vader was palpatine's and luke was palpy's grand son!

that news would definitly make luke throw himself into a pit, screaming like a girl!

"No, it's impossible! NOOOOOO!"