JCC Welcome to the Christmas Countdown

Hello there! Feliz Navidad!

We have only about 37 days (38 with the few hours in this day left) till CHRISTMAS!

SO I'm here with the permission of @JoinTheSchwarz to get you in the Christmas Spirit and ready for it!



Who am I? My name is Jingle T. Bells. You've probably heard my work before:


So what are we doing here? Well I'm going to post videos from Christmas themed stuff to get you ready for the hustle and bustle of the never ending frosty tunes to get stuck in your head!


Some will be funny, others serious, others horrendous. So what will our first video be?

I was going to debut with a classic but then over the weekend I found possibly the worst Christmas album ever made.

May I present the first video of the Christmas Countdown #38:

SHATNER CLAUSE

THAT'S RIGHT

William Shatner made a Christmas album. It's as bad as it sounds. And I think it was done on purpose which makes it great.

Enjoy this classic!

 

Happy non-denominational holidays arlol! Have a Starbucks!

 

Personally, I don't celebrate Christmas. My religion demands I instead celebrate Festivus.

 

Ah it's that time of year where we show our appreciation for the birth of a Palestinian refugee by making him white and American, and over-spending.

 

An important lesson we should all remember going into this greatest season.

 

Get the unfestive imagery out of here, Ebenezer!

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Are you and your Proud Boys hoping for a white Christmas this year?

 

What about it is unfestive? It encapsulates the holiday season perfectly if you ask me.

 

Well, if that's the prevailing attitude towards Christmas around here, I'll be taking my leave. I happen to think it's a wonderful holiday that billions of people all over the world enjoy and value.

Eveb if you don't enjoy it, you can find happiness in the fact that the season is a time to be with family and to relax.

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Shouldn't that be every day with your family?

And why do we reserve peace and goodwill to all men only for Jesus' birthday? Shouldn't those be virtues we preach every day, without the need of pagan rituals?

Tl;dr Chrimbo is dumb and has produced nothing worthwhile.

Except for that Krampus movie a couple years back. I liked Krampus.

 

HELLO SANTA COOKIES

Welcome back to the Christmas Countdown! I'm your host Jingle T. Bells! We have 37 days left till Christmas!



It's another day, another video. Are you ready for excitement?! Because it's another funny song!



This was the original song I was going to start with, but Shatner Claus was too good to pass up! It's a...different take from the 90s on a famous song. The actual version is awesome, but the arranger made his own version to test it..and he did the singing.

So #37 on our Christmas Countdown:
O Holy Night

 

Dude, stop posting in colors.. they're hard to read.

 

#1 Purpose of Christmas in US: Materialism/Consumerism/$

https://www.theguardian.com/artandd...a-that-makes-the-worlds-christmas-decorations

https://www.thedailybeast.com/are-your-christmas-gifts-made-in-the-chinese-gulag

 

The more important question is, why did we need to start a new Christmas thread when there's probably already 3-4 existing ones.

 

IT'S NOT EVEN DECEMBER