Discussion What Could Make Episode IX a True Masterpiece?

You know, I can eat a peach for hours.

 

I guess a healthy dose of...
...might just get it over that line.

 

Every great story seems to begin with a snake.

(A murderous snake)

 

I had view results first before deciding my vote. Too many options.

 

Obviously, you must pick the correct option.

 

I picked Nicolas Cage. I really hope that's the correct choice.

 

Don't mind me, I'm just hear to witness @I Are The Internets at his peak.

 

In TLJ Special Edition, Nicolas Cage will reprise his character from Leaving Las Vegas, as yet, another code breaker at Canto Bight. He'll only have one line:

"The one thing you can never tell me to do is stop code breaking."

 

Nicolas Cage and Rian taking the film in his own hands. That would be the best film of the year. It might even beat TLJ.

 

Why would Rian take the film in his own hands? That would damage it.

 

Is that some negativity toward TLJ I hear? Do you not like Rian’s amazing work?

 

Yeah, we can't have that here. I reported the poster. I'm sure the mods will take action.

 

As long as it's con air cage. The mullet alone would have it's own force potential!

 

If you touch any type of film with your bare hands, you’ll warp it or damage it. Unless Rian Johnson is blessed with Holy Hands like Cage. My god. Maybe he is.

BAN ME OH MODS. I AM NOT WORTHY. I HAVE SINNED

 

Hey, I demand to know why this poll won't allow multiple choices!

 

Because there is only one obvious and correct choice.

 

I was going to say recasting Leia with an albino dwarf, but Nicholas Cage could pull it off just as well. I hope he can fly!

 

Only if they bring back Rian Johnson to direct.

 

Nicolas Cage would do a great Half-A-Snoke.

 

Nicolas can play young Snoke. We will get Snoke's backstory we deserve.

Edit: Oops @GregMcP was first!

 

The only thing that could make it better than TLJ are musical numbers, like this.