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What goes on in the Senate Thread

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  1. ryanof1

    ryanof1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Let's make a cool Senate transcript thread. I'll start out.

    Valorum: The delegates from the Moon of Endor wish to make a vote to remove their hover platform away from the ETs. They are throwing rocks at them. Do I hear a second motion?
     
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  2. Sebulba-X

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    Count Poodoo the Fabulous, King of the Dugs, Senator from Malastare Proper: "I object to Representatives of Endor's motion. The motion should be tabled until a committee can be sent to the other side of the Senate chambers to look into this matter of rock throwing."
     
  3. ryanof1

    ryanof1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Valorum: Do I hear a second motion for the honrable Count Poodoo?

    Wookie Delgation: ROOOAR!

    Valorum: Very well. Who will volunteer for the committee to inspect the Ewok Delegation's claims of rock throwing?

     
  4. Sebulba-X

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    Bail Antillies: "I wish to amend the motion for the creation of a committee to determine the most appropiate mix of delagates to serve on the committee to investigate the issue of rock misuse and waste."

    Count Poodoo: "I accept the Senators amendment."

    Senator Utinni: "Utinni!" <<I second the Senator's amended motion and wish that it be put to a vote now>>
     
  5. farraday

    farraday Jedi Knight star 7

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    What goes on in the senate? not bloody much.

    The Honorable delagate from Kessel asks that the honorable delegate from The corperate sector remover his apendage from his nasal cavity.
     
  6. Sebulba-X

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    Blue guy with the horns: "Order! There is a motion on the floor to vote now. There will be no nasal appendage removal until the issue on the floor is resolved. Please vote now."

    Votes come in 9,764,342 yea, 8,900,775 nay, 40,091,022 abstentions.

    Blue guy again: "The amended motion from Count Poodoo passes. Now we will hear the honorable Senator from Kessel's motion for nasal appendage extraction."

    Senator Utinni: "Utinni!" <<I like to amend the Senator from Kessel's motion to include proper Senatorial etiquette sensitivity training for the prevention of appendage in nasal passageways congestion."
     
  7. ryanof1

    ryanof1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Valorum: Do I hear a second motion?

    The Rodian delgation fires blasters in the air.

    Valorum: Would the honorable Rodian Delegates refrain from firing their weapons in the presence of council members, or you will be removed from the floor.

    More firing.
     
  8. Sebulba-X

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    A young Corellian pilot/intern blasts the Rodin delegation from accross the room, after quickly dodging their blaster fire.

    Blue guy with horns: "Order! Order!"
     
  9. ryanof1

    ryanof1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Valorum: Would the Correlian delegation refrain from firing on the Rodian delegeation.

    (whispers to advisors): What do people think this is Star Wars?
     
  10. Sebulba-X

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    Senator Palpatine: It has come to the attention of the Naboo delegation that Chancellor Valorum is not who he says he is. We believe that he is General Zod, and exiled criminal from the planet of Krypton. I move for a vote of no confidence.
     
  11. Obi Anne

    Obi Anne Celebration Mistress of Ceremonies star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    The bothan senator whispers to senator Palpatine: Many bothan spies died to give you that information, remember that!
     
  12. Primetime_Jedi

    Primetime_Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    It's Star Wars C-Span!

    *flipping the channel*
     
  13. Sebulba-X

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    Palpatine, annoyed with the Bothan delegation's interruption, continues on with his motion. While he speaks, the Bothan delegation begin to hack and fall down, as if something were mysteriously choking them.

    Palpatine: It his this two-faced policies that the Chancellor expects us to accept that I will no longer tolerate. I move that the vote of no confidence occurs immeditately.

    *Palpy waves his hand*

    Senator Snaggletooth steps forward: I concur with Darth Siddious, I mean Senator Palpatine's motion and second it.

    *Palpy waves his hand again*

    Chancellor Valorum is voted out of office by a landslide. Only the Toydarian delegation did not vote against Valorum.
     
  14. Erin Kenobi

    Erin Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The Senate moves on to other pressing matters...

    Senator Gnirob of Dagobah: The fertilizer delivered to my home planet by the Trade Federation was enclosed in blue bags rather than the traditional green. I call for a revocation of their trade license.
     
  15. Darth-Raven

    Darth-Raven Jedi Youngling

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    I am a humble Represenative from the Alderan.
    We are very mad because we are dead and have been forgotten.
    What do you all have to say about that!?!?
    [face_clown] LOL
     
  16. ryanof1

    ryanof1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Chancellor Palpatine: You say your people are dead, and yet your world still exists? I am very confused.
     
  17. Obi Anne

    Obi Anne Celebration Mistress of Ceremonies star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    The humble representative of Alderaan: Well I got a vision.

    Palpatine: Hard to see the future is, but it can be arranged.
     
  18. Erin Kenobi

    Erin Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Senator Gnirob of Dagobah: Chancellor, please exterminate all life on Alderaan so that we may not have to trouble ourselves with visions and such rubbish, and move on to action against the Trade Federation. Their previously mentioned delivery of the wrong colored bags is a clear challenge to the Dagobahan government and my people are very concerned.
     
  19. ryanof1

    ryanof1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nemodian Ambassador: This is an outrage! Some of the Nemodians are color blind! The wrong bags were shipped to the wrong planet!

    Crowd murmers.


     
  20. Sebulba-X

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    While contemplating the Senator from Dagobauh's motion, Chancellor Palpatine raises his eyebrow in a sly fashion. Suddenly and quietly two red cloak guards into the Seante chambers and escort the remaining represenatives from Alderaan out of the building. Muffled blaster fire is heard outside the doors.

    Chancellor Palpatine: "Does the delegation from Dagobauh have their receipt for the miscolored bags of fertilizer? And does said receipt state which color the bags were suposed to be? No? Then I'm afraid your delegation is no longer recognized. What's next on the agenda please?"
     
  21. Darth_Asabrush

    Darth_Asabrush Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Senator Hotpants Dilingo from Yavin4: Er....is the bar open yet?
     
  22. Sebulba-X

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    Count Poodoo the Fabulous, Senator from Malastare: "Of course the bar is open, this _is_ the Senate. Do you think we could look this busy if we weren't all hammered? Motion to form a committee to study the effects of Bothan Rum on Malastarian Seanators."
     
  23. ryanof1

    ryanof1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Chancellor Palpatine: Very well. Anyone to second the motion?

    Everyone goes YESS!

    Chancellor Palpatine: Motion carried. Next on the agenda is a motion carried by a citizen of Courscant to place stop signs all around the planet so that traversing the planet will be safer.
     
  24. Sebulba-X

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    Senator Utinni of the Jawa Construction Guild: "Utinni!" <Travel would be safer if everyone drove Sand Crawlers! We need larger roads with more reststaions and fast food resturants, not stop signs! We can provide this! Motion to dismiss the Chancellor's motion.>

    Senator Snaggletooth: "I secon...ack" *slumps down dead in his podium pod*

    Chancellor Palpatine: "No one dismisses my motions, you are overruled Senator. The proposal provided by the Sith Sign Makers Guild fits easily into the governmental budget constraints. Darth Gore will provide the details..."

    Darth Gore: Hummph. Sigh. groan.

    Chancellor Palpatine: "Do you have a problem with my request, padawan?"

    *Lord Mauly Mall enters with Darth Tyranous and Darth Ruxpin*

    http://www.geocities.com/lord_mall/teddy.jpg
    http://www.geocities.com/lord_mall/sith.jpg

    *The three bum rush Darth Gore and throw him down the conviently located bottomless pit at the bottom of the Senate chambers.*

    (apologies as always to Lord Mauly Mall, join him or suffer the consequences)
     
  25. Erin Kenobi

    Erin Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Senator Bush of Tayksus: There goes the Chancellor with his fuzzy math again. We don't need his Coruscant math. Therefore, I call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Palpatine's leadership and math skills.
     
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