What have you learned today?

Well this weekend I learned that if you are in a white tent with a candle lit , at night, it makes for an entertaining adult puppet show for every one else.

 

I learned this weekend that is the blasted thing is too tight, your boobs can pop right out of your corset at the Ren Faire!

 

I learned that no matter how much stretching or alcohol, I still can't reach it.



j/k

 

Joe,

I worry about you, sometimes!

Today I learn't that I was surrounded by mere children enrolling at Uni.

 

Well, excuse me Mr. Double-jointed back.

 

Have the ladies been talking about me again!

 

i should have posted this yesterday, but what the hell.......

i learned that job interviews suck, and no matter how prepared you are, there is always something you could have done differently.

 

Well don't beat yourself up Dave. I landed a job once by cracking jokes about he Jersey Devil in my interview!


I learned today that Mark is apparnetly double jointed....

 

I've learnt that Dave never says what he wants to, when he wants to. I've also learnt that Mark isn't quite as double jointed as he'd like to be, but todays top lesson has been - If you can't beat them, then it's no fun at all.

 

moi? what do you mean by this????

 

I'm not comfortable enough with my sexuality to event considering commenting on this.

 

All I'm saying is that Dave has this great habbit of thinking up great answers to questions and things he wanted to say about three hours after they should have been said. Tuesday's telephone conversation was Dave going through what he should've said during his interview, quite how you need to be comfortable with your sexuality to understand this frightens me to be honest Joe.

Today I've learnt that some people just won't listen to reason, so perhaps tatooing the information on the insides of their eyelids is a good idea.

 

Today, well yesterday, actually, I learned that the union bars are great for cheap beer, and the introduction meetings have free wine!

I had four pints of Stella, and three glasses of wine, and you know what it cost me? £5.50!!!

And the Union bar at Aston University is a hell of a lot better looking than my local gaff! And they've got a Subway upstairs too!!!

(Well, the Cheesesteak I had from there was ejected when I got to Wednesbury)

 

Subway doesn't make real cheesesteaks and you know better then to eat that Mark!

 

Hey, when I am tanked up, a kebab looks like a curry to me! Besides the Subway didn't stay down for too long.

 

I learned today that Mark shouldn't be eatting after he has done some heavy drinking!

 

Today I lerned that white wine still is a vile drink YUK

 

you must have been drinking some pretty ropey stuff!

 

and a bad habit it is too. see how bad it is? i should have said this yesterday.

Nik, if you need any wine advice, i`m your man

 

I've learnt that Dave knows more about how to drink wine and spirits than is healthy.

 

hey, i`m a professional!!

 

Why am I not surprised by that statement!

 

Ok wine-o, I need your help, I at one time tasted a wonderfully sweet red wine, it might have been Italian. I want to buy a bottle of it soon, so what do you think it could be?

 

it could have been called AMARONE. it`s a sweet, full bodied, strong red, that is well balanced and rich. it`s absolutely gorgeous.

the only other sweet red i have come across was KOURTAKI from greece, and that was vile.