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What If: Yoda vs. Anakin and Obi-Wan vs. Sidious

Discussion in 'Archive: Revenge of the Sith' started by hansolo_23, Jul 11, 2005.

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  1. hansolo_23

    hansolo_23 Jedi Youngling

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    what do you think would have happend if yoda went to face anakin and obiwan vs sidious?.
     
  2. Darth_Klakabush

    Darth_Klakabush Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Obi wan would have lost, and Anakin would have ran away, joined up with Sidious, and then Sidious and Anakin would have went and pwnt Yoda in a 2 on 1 battle.
     
  3. DS_Emp_Viper

    DS_Emp_Viper Jedi Master star 4

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    couldn't agree more. But i think Yoda may have been able to slip away unnoticed.
     
  4. yaddidameen

    yaddidameen Jedi Youngling star 3

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    yoda

    sidious

    see we are right back to where we started
     
  5. Sauron_18

    Sauron_18 Force Ghost star 5

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    They should have both gone together for one at a time
     
  6. Darth_Klakabush

    Darth_Klakabush Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I don't think Yoda would have placed himself below Sidious, and wouldn't have brought along a companion to bring down Sidious. Yoda thought he needed to face Sidious alone. He underestimates Sidious, and because of his own arrogance and pride, he sends Obi-Wan away, and is defeat by Sidious.
     
  7. jedi_master326

    jedi_master326 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    still, seeing Sidious and Anakin vs. Obi-Wan and Yoda at the same time would have without a doubt been the single greatest thing in all six movies.
     
  8. STAR_WARS_RULZ

    STAR_WARS_RULZ Jedi Youngling

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    I think obi-wan should have fought sidious so he would lose and be done with it. In the video game Star Wars they show a alternet ending. It goes like this "If obi-wan didn't have th e higher ground anakin would have kicked his ass and that's what happened
     
  9. solo77

    solo77 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    what if?? [face_frustrated]

    what if?? [face_frustrated]

    How many freakin WHAT ****** IF threads can there be, ahhhhhhhhh :mad:
     
  10. yoshifett

    yoshifett Jedi Knight star 5

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    My thoughts exactly.

    But really, it didn't matter, the prophecy dictated that Anakin would destroy Sidious, no matter how you set up the duels.
     
  11. DARTH_BELO

    DARTH_BELO Force Ghost star 5

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    whoa...cool down, all...


    I think Anakin would have been EASILY defeated, just as Sidious would have EASILY defeated Obi-wan. Total opposite matchups of power...
     
  12. YoungAngus

    YoungAngus Jedi Master star 5

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    There would be no Empire, and no Episodes 4, 5, 6.

    Do not underestimate Obi Wan's power.
     
  13. yaddidameen

    yaddidameen Jedi Youngling star 3

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    yes there would, sidious would have destroyed obi wan, you can't refute this.

    yoda would have beaten anakin.

    then sidious and yoda would have fought to a stalemate.
     
  14. thechozn1

    thechozn1 Jedi Master star 4

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    Obi-wan would have been wiped out by Sids

    But here's the big one. Yoda would have owned Anakin IMO... and I don't mean he would have left him there alive after an "I loved you". After Yoda had him down he would have given him the death blow
     
  15. BlackRook

    BlackRook Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Okay. Imagine that Yoda hides in Padme's ship and goes to Mustafar.

    Padme: "I love you, Annie!"
    (Yoda appears. Anakin Force-chokes Padme)
    Anakin: "LIAR! You're with HIM!"
    Yoda: "Mmm-hmmm, mine the child is! And what do you plan to do about that, young Skywalker?"
    (Padme falls unconscious. There is more whining and yelling)
    Anakin: "Don't make me kill you! If you're not with me, you're my enemy!"
    Yoda: "Do what I must, I will."
    (Yoda activates his lightsaber)
    Anakin: "You will try!"
    (Anakin activates his lightsaber. Anakin realizes the height difference)
    Anakin: "It's over, Yoda. I have the high ground!"
    Yoda: "Overestimate my power, you do!"
    Anakin: "Don't try it."
    (Yoda jumps over Anakin, but in one move, Anakin cuts off Yoda's arms and legs and he falls from the landing platform into the lava. Yoda: "PRECIOUUUUS!"

    Now, let's imagine Obi-Wan went to find Sidious.

    (Obi-Wan is sneaking around in the rafters of the senate building. Sidious is walking around with some senators. Suddenly, Obi-Wan jumps in behind him)
    Obi-Wan: "HELLO THERE!"
    Sidious: "ARRGh! GHkkkH! AAAAH!"
    (Sidious falls over. Mas Amedda checks his pulse)
    Mas Amedda: "Emperor Palpatine is dead! You gave him a heart attack!"
    (Several guards surround Obi-Wan, then sudden kneel)
    Mas Amedda: "Hail Obi-Wan! The new Emperor!"

    Now, the outcome.

    (Anakin arrives at Palpatine's office. The chair is turned towards the window)

    Anakin: "It is done, master. The Separatists are dead."
    The Emperor: "Good. Goooood."
    Anakin: "What next, master?"
    The Emperor: "Next, Lord Vader... I order you to give up the ways of the Sith. It's not cool. Being a Sith Lord is so 1997. Leave the Dork Side behind."
    Anakin: "What?"
    (The chair turns, revealing Obi-Wan. Anakin groans)
    Anakin: "Obi-Waaaaaan!"
    (wah-wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)
    Obi-Wan: "But seriously, come back to the Jedi."
    Anakin: "Where's Palpatine?"
    Obi-Wan: "It seems in your anger, you killed him."
    Anakin: "No! I felt him! He was alive!"
    Obi-Wan: "He was the one wearing the Walrusman mask."
    Anakin: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You liar!"
    Obi-Wan: "I killed him while trying to fight him. Yoda and I were going to team up against him, but Yoda had to go fight you. If you weren't a Sith, we would have done it Yoda's way and probably gotten our asses kicked. So, you did kill Palpatine. From a certain point of view."
    Anakin: "ENOUGH!"
    (They begin to duel. While locking lightsabers, the wind picks up and both are scooped out the window of Palpatine's office. Too busy fighting each other in a spectacular freefall lightsaber duel, they don't notice that they are falling towards traffic. Obi-Wan is hit by a dug in a taxi cab with a huge splat)
    Dug: "Jedi poodoo!"
    (Anakin falls into a truck carrying sand. It gets everywhere.)
    Anakin: "AAaaAARRRGH!"
    (In his rage, Anakin kills the truck driver. The truck crashes and Anakin is horribly burned)

    (A week later... EMPEROR DARTH VADER walks into Palpatine's office and sits down in his new chair. Mas Amedda stands with him)
    Vader: "What's on tap for today, Mas my man?"
    Mas: "Your wife called. She wants you to watch the twins while she gets her hair done."
    Vader: "Tell her I want a divorce."
    Mas: "May divorce be with you, Lord Vader."
    (Vader gets up and looks out the window)
    Vader: "This is my new Empire. Tomorrow, I'm disbanding the senate. Tell Tarkin to hurry up with that ball thingy he keeps blabbering about. OR ELSE!"
    Mas: "Wait, let me get my palm pilot..."
    (Mas walks over to the desk, but trips on his own robes, falling and knocking Vader out the window to his death)
    Mas: "Wow. Nobody's thought to fix that window? Hmmm. Guess I'm Emperor now."

    All hail Mas Amedda.

    ...Wow. That was long.
     
  16. twk1977

    twk1977 Jedi Youngling

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    If you read the book version of the movie, Mace Windu hints that Obi Wan might be one of the most powerful Jedi of the day and that is why they send him to fight General Grevious. Mace tells him that his lightsaber technique enables him to defeat Grevious and helps hide his weaknesses. Maybe Obi Wan is very underrated.
     
  17. NeoBaggins

    NeoBaggins Jedi Master star 5

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    yoda vs anakin. obi wan vs sidious

    Hell in a handbasket.
     
  18. Sauron_18

    Sauron_18 Force Ghost star 5

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    Will they make INFINITIES for the Prequels? I bet you for ROTS it would be the coolest! Possible topics for a ROTS one?

    What if:
    Anakin had spared Dooku :p
    Everyone in the Invisible Hand had died
    Anakin would have saved Mace
    Padme wouldn't have gone to Mustafar


    They would be really great
     
  19. YoungAngus

    YoungAngus Jedi Master star 5

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    HAHA that story was funny.

    Yea Obi Wan is hugly underestimated. Yoda was being stubborn in not letting obi wan fight sidious.
     
  20. darthnick11

    darthnick11 Guest

    Haha. It doesn't really matter about any "What ifs" because they didn't happen.
     
  21. jedixesiria

    jedixesiria Jedi Youngling star 2

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    if that was to happen it would have been the end of the soga
    Yoda would have kick both there butts But,only on level ground.
     
  22. Sauron_18

    Sauron_18 Force Ghost star 5

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    I do hope they do Prequel infinities, its nice to see what might have happened if certain things were different. What if Padme and Anakin had decided to rule the galaxy, that would be interesting
     
  23. yaddidameen

    yaddidameen Jedi Youngling star 3

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    obi wan would have been destroyed. two on one's don't work out well for obi wan, look at the dooku duel. don't even start.............he would NOT have fared better if he tried to take dooku one on one, he would have just been owned faster.
     
  24. DS_Emp_Viper

    DS_Emp_Viper Jedi Master star 4

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    Ya Obi-Wan is hugely underrated because everytime he wins a fight there out of luck, and when he goes against Dooku he gets owned.

    Final result Yoda>Anakin, Sidious>Obi-Wan, Then we would be back where we ended Sidious>Yoda.
     
  25. SLAVE2

    SLAVE2 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Sidious would kill Obi-Wan, Anakin would get smacked around by Yoda and escape back to Coruscant. Yoda would realise its pointless to face the two Sith at once and go into exile. :oops:
     
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