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Discussion in 'Community' started by Ender Sai , Sep 25, 2017.

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What is best in life?

  1. To crush your enemies; to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their wo/men

    46.4%
  2. Listening to Christmas music whilst thinking about former President Obama

    21.4%
  3. Building Lego models of former UN Secretary General Dag Hammarskjöld

    7.1%
  4. Spying on your neighbours as they play Minecraft

    10.7%
  5. Finding unrealistic standards of "acceptable" protest for non-whites

    7.1%
  6. Actual frolicking through actual meadows

    46.4%
  7. Creating alcohol flasks out of every day items like glasses cases

    21.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Bitterest Ex-Mod star 10

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    Self explanatory.

    Multiple answers allowed, since you can enjoy building Lego Dags whilst also having time for frolicking, covering your alcoholism with a fake glasses case full of bourbon, or subtly stopping minorities from protesting.
     
  2. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Would rather drink alcohol than to create the flasks. :p
     
  3. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    I can't believe this actually turned out to be a good poll.
     
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  4. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Bitterest Ex-Mod star 10

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    Why have you only been half honest, you Lego Secretary-General building megastar you?
     
  5. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    Now I am sad because I thought Adam of Nuchtern was specifically agreeing with me, when in fact he just clicked every option.
     
  6. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    out of these choices crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women does seem best i guess. perhaps conan was working with similarly limited options.
     
  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Bitterest Ex-Mod star 10

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    tbf he didn't have Lego or a sweet guitar.
     
  8. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Master star 5

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    I went with the multiple response:

    Actual frolicking through actual meadows to crush your enemies; to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their wo/men

    Yes, in that order.
     
  9. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk Force Ghost star 6

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    You couldn't crush a grape
     
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  10. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    I prefer creating elaborate conspiracies for why women will not have sex with me. I'm thinking of turning them into a hybrid Dan Brown/science fiction novel.

    I also like untying knots and carefully peeling the stickers from the cases of newly bought DVDs.
     
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  11. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Force Ghost star 5

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    Feb 15, 2000
    If there was a Freedom option I would have gone with that.
     
  12. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Bitterest Ex-Mod star 10

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    This ain't Murica and we don't has no damn guns.
     
  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Bitterest Ex-Mod star 10

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    Also Ghost is the literal worst
     
  14. Martoto77

    Martoto77 Jedi Master star 5

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    When there's something that you're supposed to do or have agreed to do, but you don't want to do it so you tell the person it affects that you're not going to do it and they say "OK". That few seconds that follow that moment are very hard to beat.
     
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  15. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 13, 2003
    I do it all for you... [face_love]
     
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  16. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Bitterest Ex-Mod star 10

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    Now Wocky thinks he's not alone. Do you realise what you have done? What havoc you have unleashed?
     
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  17. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    Your thread has backfired.
     
  18. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Bitterest Ex-Mod star 10

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    Alright settle down Wocky.
     
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  19. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    I didn't like that guy. Grandpa Cylon was a big emo.

    The only good ones were Eight, Four, and Zoe. And also whatever
     
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  20. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I'm drinking as I frolick!
     
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  21. JediYvette

    JediYvette Pacific RSA emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Actual frolicking through actual meadows, because heck yes. Extra points if there are wild daisies I can weave into flower crowns. :D
     
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  22. Sauntaero

    Sauntaero Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Jul 9, 2003
    Food, wine, blood of enemies, etc.
     
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