Hey everyone, the boards here have been too quiet so I thought I'd share something that you can attempt to answer to or just laugh at. My sister's friend wanted to see the classic SW movies and have me explain stuff. I was happy to oblige. My sister said I was NOT allowed to quote anything. So, over the course of Return of the Jedi (non fan girls like this one best of the CT) these are the types of questions she came up with, completely unaltered. 1. How do the rebel people make money? 2. Do they have bank accounts? 3. Do they pay taxes? 4. Where do they get their clothes? 5. Does someone cut chewy's hair (as she spells it) 6. If Laya (spelled by her) is a princess, why does she have to work? 7. Do they have a union? 8. Do they have birth control? 9. Doesn't Darth Vader ever get dry skin from that mask? 10. Where are the gas stations? 11. Wouldn't Darth Vader's cape be annoying all the time? 12. Does Darth Vader get hot? 13. Does he ever wear anything like pjs or a sweatsuit? 14. Where do they buy makeup? 15. Do they have a newspaper? 16. Who cleans the ships? 17. Do they pay rent/mortgages? 18. Do they have dentists? 19. Where do they get their food? 20. How come there are hardly any girls? 21. How do stormtroopers go to the bathroom? 22. How come nobody wears glasses? 23. Do they ever take vacations? 24. Do they get shots? 25. Who does Laya's hair? 26. Do you have to try out to be a stormtrooper? 27. Do they have any restaurants? 28. Do they have couples therapy for Han and Leia? 29. Why doesn't Darth Vader add colour to his suit? 30. Does Luke wear boxers or briefs?