~What will the EU characters get (or want) for Christmas?~

I want Mara to get a beautiful package that explodes when she opens it. LOLOLOLOLOL....

Okay that was mean. It would just make her all black and sooty, and her hair would stick up like a cartoon.

Luke: A sense of humor.

Jaina: A shrink.

Jacen: A beard maintenance kit.

Tahiri: Shoes.

Han: A new ship.

Leia: Her Jedi status restored to her.

Lando: A real job.

Ben: Teeth.

Winter: A kid.

Corran: Five inches.

Wedge: A vacation on some tropical island.

 

Han: a new ship

Leia: a new seat for the millenium falcon's copilot

Jaina: Jag

Jacen Solo: The Book entitled: "101 Ways For a Jedi Knight to Fight Darkness without becoming darkness themselves"

Anakin Solo: his life (pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?)

Luke: A yuuzhan vong hand implanet to replace his mechanical hand

nom anor: a thorn chair

 

Everyone: Less Mara.

 

flying fishi-to be a fan of some other character so she can stop Mara bashing

 

Way to go flying fishi!

Why is a dearly held opinion bashing? That isn't even remotely bashing.

I want less Mara too. And less Luke and Mara mushy soap-opera lovey-dovey swill. IMO...

And for Leia to be repected, and have her Jedi status restored in the NJO, which she earned, no question.

Palpatine: Oil of Olay

 

Anakin Solo: his life (pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?)

Anakin Solo: Since it's so relaxing being One With The Force, to stay that way.

Everyone: MORE MARA!

 

Stop going on about Mara, finally Luke is a happy bunny (really bad image there) And WE WANT ANAKIN BACK

Anakin - To be alive and with Tahiri

Han - One Month with Leia

Luke - One Month with Mara away form Ben

Gollum - "We look for fishes, we catches the fishes, we kills the fishes. we smacks the fishes. we smacks the fishes. we smacks the fishes (fish jumps out hand, catches it) We smacks the fishes. we smacks the fishes, we eat the fishes"

oh wait, sorry wrong series........lol

anyways

"We look for fishes, we catches the fishes,"

 

...gollum?



Viqi: Tsavong Lah.

 

Emmi: For everyone to stop making fun of what they don't like and talk about what they do like

Gollum: Fishes. And one personality.

Hehehehehe.

 

more like

Gollum - His "pwecious"

Smeedal - To Get away From Gollum


"We look for fishes, we catches the fishes, we kills the fishes. we smacks the fishes. we smacks the fishes. we smacks the fishes (fish jumps out hand, catches it) We smacks the fishes. we smacks the fishes, we eat the fishes" Argh.............cant...get..line...outa..my...head....

 

Jaina: "Alone time", quiet and some spice

Jacen: A magic 8 ball so he can discover his destiny

Obi-Wan: A case of drinks for when Anakin gets out of hand

Kyp: For everyone to forget that tiny little Sun Crusher incident

Yoda: A new blankie, in light blue

~Miss Jaina

 

lol............Yoda has a Blankie.......hehehehehe


(Scotish Accent is put on)

"We Dwarves are renound Cross Country Runners..............Deadly over short Distances"

 

Luke - One Month with Mara away form Ben


I think you got that backwards. One month with Ben, his son, away from Mara. Ben is never around, since they couldn't handle him for more than eight months without sending to a nanny.

Luke needs to be more than an absentee father. A boy needs a father, not some overprotective mother harping and smothering, and turning the kid into a pansy.

 

didnt know that

 

I didn't know that, Embroidered sock.



I must have been reading different books.



Can we stick to the topic?



I think Luke deserves time with his son, but a son needs BOTH parents.

 

Kyp-- A lie detector so that everytime he says "I am more powerful than Luke" he will receive a shock to his arm.

Darth Vader-- The Book " 20 ways to tell that someone you trust is deceiving you."

Anakin Solo-- A med pack with the items you need to heal a Amphistaff blow to the gut.

Corran Horn-- A 100 volt battery to charge up so he can use TK!

Kell Tainer-- A copy of the Anarchist Cookbook so he can build some more bombs.

Palpatine-- Some of that really good skin creme, to cure his skin problem.

Jacen-- A bucket from KFC to hold his fried chicken, and maybe some coca-cola to wash it down.

Thats all I have for now I am sure i will think of more.

 

Kyp-- A lie detector so that everytime he says "I am more powerful than Luke" he will receive a shock to his arm.

LOL!

 

LOL!

 

Gollum....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm going to laugh whenever I think of those lines.

Leia: to have all her hair grow back just as long as before---immediately

Ben: time w/his parents

Luke needs to be WITH Ben for a month, not AWAY from him!!! He's never able to be with Ben in the first place since Ben has to be hidden so no wierdo will kill him, as the Skywalkers fear...I believe Ben did get almost kidnapped, and that's why he was sent away.

Okay listen up: NO...MARA...DEBATES...ON...MY...THREAD!!! You hear me? I don't want it to get locked!!!

 

"WE LOOKS FOR FISHES"

 

Jacen Solo: To be on "The Real World" so he can 'discover himself,' and also finally get laid.

 

He was alone with Vergere for a long time on that Vong ship...Nevermind.

 

Eh... *shudders* You've shattered my image of Jacen completely with that thought.

(Now all I have is Legolas... (I don't ask for much in my men, just a few special talents, royal heritage, dashing good looks, unrelenting loyalty, the ability to kick major ass...))

 

It's a talent I've developed while you've been kicking your computer for a few months.