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Discussion What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode IX?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode IX - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Nov 16, 2018.

  1. JediKnightOB1

    JediKnightOB1 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Okay, I have been away for a while. I am the originator of "What would get you so mad you would walk out of Eppy II, Eppy III, Eppy VII, Eppy VIII and an Indiana Jones thread. I am here to add levity.

    So... "What would make you so mad that you would walk out of Eppy IX"?

    If I see ghost force Luke with his robotic hand... I'm walking out. :p
     
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  2. Birkendoc

    Birkendoc Co-Purveyor of ST Trivia star 4 VIP - Game Host

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    Don’t we have this as a topic?
     
  3. godisawesome

    godisawesome Newbie New Films Mod star 4 Staff Member Moderator

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  4. Darth Caliban

    Darth Caliban Jedi Knight star 4

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    If Darth Plagueis doesn't appear in the movie
     
  5. smudger9

    smudger9 Jedi Master star 4

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    Someone calling it Eppy IX. ;-)
     
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  6. DARTH_BELO

    DARTH_BELO Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The only movie I've ever walked out on was Uncle Buck-and it wasn't my choice, my mom took us out of there cos she thought (10 minutes in) the movie was too vulgar for our age. I myself have never walked out of a film. I mean one time my friends and I even sat thru Rugrats in Paris for crying out loud! But there have been occasions where I see a movie that I'm not all that interested in, but then seeing how the climax resolves kind of helped redeem the movie for me. So that's why I always give it the full run.

    However, I suppose the one thing that would make me "metaphorically get up and leave" would be if we...no...Actually I guess I don't really have anything I would straight up not accept. I'm willing to sit my butt down in the theater and give it every last second until the iris out before I decide what I think of it. I have my preferences, sure-but there are other threads for that! ;)
     
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  7. Jo Lucas

    Jo Lucas Jedi Knight star 4

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    If it sucks
     
  8. Breakin2

    Breakin2 Jedi Master star 1

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    If Directed by Rian Johnson appears.
     
  9. dlbates

    dlbates Jedi Master star 4

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    Star Wars on opening night is way to expensive to walk out on. Especially if you get popcorn, pop and candy (which I will). Worse comes to worse I'll just sit there disappointed for 2-3 hours. I'm from Chicago so I'm used to sitting there for 3 hours disappointed watching our sports teams.
     
  10. christophero30

    christophero30 Best New RYLer star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    I would never walk out on SW. But if Rey and Kylo kissed I might not watch the new trilogy. I mean I would anyway but I wouldn't want to.
     
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  11. CrazyOldJedi

    CrazyOldJedi Chosen One star 6

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    If I was stuck with the only seat behind @dlbates
     
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  12. Darth Smurf

    Darth Smurf Force Ghost star 5

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    If they kill off Chewie.
     
  13. miasma

    miasma Jedi Master star 4

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    Considering that the director's name appears at the end of the film, I'll be leaving regardless of whose name appears.
     
  14. DARTH_BELO

    DARTH_BELO Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Sorry to say, but this is one of the deaths I consider to be most likely in Episode IX.

    I hope I'm wrong.
     
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  15. Wildcatbarry

    Wildcatbarry Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 23, 2015
    Just PLLLLEEEAAASE let it be good. Come on JJ don't let us down.
     
  16. JediKnightOB1

    JediKnightOB1 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Come on folks, a little levity here. Like Jawa's with Mickey Mouse ears or a statue of Donald Duck on the Sith planet. Be creative.
     
  17. miasma

    miasma Jedi Master star 4

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    If Luke's force ghost looks like Luke from the Holiday Special, I might be tempted to walk out.
    [​IMG]
     
  18. Ubraniff Zalkaz

    Ubraniff Zalkaz Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 26, 2014
    Episode 9 could be an ewok musical and I'm still watching the whole thing.
     
  19. RiddleMeThis

    RiddleMeThis Jedi Master star 4

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    Ugh, ROTJ rehash. ;)
     
  20. Darth Smurf

    Darth Smurf Force Ghost star 5

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    Episode IX: The Stepford Jedis
     
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  21. Ubraniff Zalkaz

    Ubraniff Zalkaz Jedi Master star 4

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    JJ is putting Yub Nub back into canon.
     
  22. DarthFixxxer

    DarthFixxxer Jedi Knight star 3

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    I have yet to decide if I shall go to the theater. I probably will, though I have zero emotional investment at this point.
    List of things that would be dealbreakers to the point where I would walk out:
    - Superweapon (and even better if it is Starkiller Base II on a desert planet this time)
    - Force Ghosts affecting stuff even while dead (Yoda force lightning for example)
    - Plot twist = Anakin is not dead, he survived ROTJ and shows up with a New Jedi Order of 100 Jedi Knights to save the day (that would actually be great)
    - Snoke = Jar Jar Binks
    - All the characters are grey and the movie is going towards a "no more Jedi" ending
     
  23. Ubraniff Zalkaz

    Ubraniff Zalkaz Jedi Master star 4

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    Jar Jar can't be Snoke because he was Snoke's master.
     
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  24. RetropME

    RetropME Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Honestly, any major retcon of TLJ. (For example, Luke or Snoke isn't dead) I wasn't a fan of the movie's direction but what's done is done. Now a different Rey parentage isn't included in this since it would be plausible and allegedly what J.J. had in mind when heade TFA in the first place.
     
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  25. Howard Hand

    Howard Hand Jedi Master star 4

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    You can take the popcorn and candy home with you if you want.