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ST What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Sequel Trilogy' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

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  1. Suvlaco

    Suvlaco Jedi Master star 1

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    Nothing. Nip. Zero. Zilch.
     
  2. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    If it turns out the women have character arcs that are integral to the plot, I'm taking my club and heading home to my cave!
     
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  3. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Three words

    Serbian Torture Porn
     
  4. Rabs

    Rabs Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    A Serbian Film wasn't near as shocking as people act like. Crappy film and pretty weak really.
     
  5. Luminous Beings Are We

    Luminous Beings Are We Jedi Knight star 3

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    THANK YOU!!! ^:)^
     
  6. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    What about Jakku Torture Porn?
     
  7. Njfritz

    Njfritz Jedi Master star 3

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    Seeing this symbol.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. 11-4D

    11-4D Force Ghost star 5

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    Hayden Christensen force ghost.
     
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  9. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    If they introduce new dark side powers. THEY CAN ONLY DO LIGHTNING! Anything else is the same as spitting in the face of George Lucas.
     
  10. Rabs

    Rabs Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    :rolleyes:
     
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  11. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    If Red Letter Media doesn't do a Plinkett review, I'm not even going to bother.
     
  12. Ja.

    Ja. Jedi Padawan

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    Yeah, I don't think I could actually walk out. However ... if a lot of what has been posted here happens, I won't come back for a second viewing.
     
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  13. Saga Explorer

    Saga Explorer Jedi Knight star 3

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    If Simon Pegg's character appears on screen ...
    Oh , wait.
    If his character is on screen for too long ...

    If someone makes fun of Sheev/Sidious
     
  14. Howard Hand

    Howard Hand Jedi Master star 4

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    If the film has a laugh track, I'm out of there!
     
  15. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Mandalorian / Manager of WNU/CT/Saga star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Technical Problems at the movie theater that leads to poor video or audio. Also, a crows that is composed of screaming infants
     
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  16. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oooh, I just HATE screaming infant crows!
     
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  17. Howard Hand

    Howard Hand Jedi Master star 4

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    Yeah, I've had several movie-going experiences ruined by them.
     
  18. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    If the film doesn't make ALL THE MONEY, I'm done.
     
  19. Luminous Beings Are We

    Luminous Beings Are We Jedi Knight star 3

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    Sorry, buddy. Looks like he'll half-in-the-bag ass this one. :p
     
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  20. Howard Hand

    Howard Hand Jedi Master star 4

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    I prefer their Half in the Bag episodes to the Plinkett reviews. Far more concise and minus the overabundance of try-hard-edgy serial killer scenes. They'll probably do both though.

    Anyway. Like many here have said before, the only thing that would actually make me walk out would be related to theater calibration or a rude audience. Thankfully, neither of those are very likely at my preferred venue (Alama Drafthouse FTW)
     
  21. Tryinq

    Tryinq Jedi Knight

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    If Han Solo Dies.....

    Wait...
     
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  22. Luminous Beings Are We

    Luminous Beings Are We Jedi Knight star 3

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    Lando better not wear his clothes in VIII:

    LEIA: Lando!
    LANDO: Too soon? :p
     
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  23. AnthonyP301

    AnthonyP301 Jedi Youngling

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    If there's no post-credits scene, I'm walking RIGHT OUT of that theater!
     
  24. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    If there isn't a Special Edition in 2035, I'm gonna retcon my enjoyment of this film!
     
  25. GregMcP

    GregMcP Force Ghost star 5

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    Where they add in some CGI characters to enhance all the animatronic ones?
     
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