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JCC What's your favorite dumb joke?

Discussion in 'Community' started by squir1y, Jun 9, 2014.

  1. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    I tried memorizing a certain table for chemistry class, but realized I was out of my element.
     
  2. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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  3. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    A child refused to take a nap, so the police took him into custody. He was charged with resisting a rest.
     
  4. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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  5. darthhelinith

    darthhelinith Force Ghost star 6

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    Johnny was a Chemist's son
    But now he is no more,
    For what he thought was H2O
    Was H2SO4.
     
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  6. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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  7. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    Did you hear about the guy who writes tunes about sewing machines? He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
     
  8. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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  9. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    What is it with D&D players? You give them an inch and they take 5 feet.
     
  10. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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  11. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    The re-opening of LEGO stores was a big event in 2020. People were lined up for blocks.
     
  12. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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  13. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    A Tetris movie has the potential to be a blockbuster.
     
  14. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

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    I'm a testiculator , I wave my arms about a lot while talking bollocks.
     
  15. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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  16. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    The clock was so hungry that it went back four seconds.
     
  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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  18. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

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    Why did the ghost go into a bar?

    For the boo's .
     
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  19. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Why did the skeleton get into a bar fight?
    Because he couldn't hold his liquor.
     
  20. PCCViking

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    A skeleton had his friend's spine. "Don't worry. I've got your back."
     
  21. clone commander bossk

    clone commander bossk Ostrich Velocity Expert star 5

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    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts. [face_tee_hee]
     
  22. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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  23. Arwen Sith

    Arwen Sith Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    May 30, 2005
    Four fonts walk into a bar.
    The bartender says: Get out, we don't want your type in here.
     
  24. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    My dog has just eaten my entire James Bond DVD collection.
    Luckily I managed to scare The Living Daylights out of him.
     
  25. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    "I hate Halloween. I keep seeing those who look just like my greatest fear."
    "Which is?"
    "Yes, exactly."