JCC What's your favorite dumb joke?

nsfw

 

A Frenchman, Englishman, and an American are flying in an airplane on a cloudy, storming night when suddenly the plane is struck by lightning.
The pilot turns to his three passengers and says, "The plane's GPS is broken. I need each of you to stick your hand out the door, feel around, and tell me which city we are flying over judging by what you touch."
The Frenchman goes first. He opens the door, puts his hand outside of the door, and brings it in a minute later. "We're flying over Paris! I could feel the Eiffel Tower!"
The Englishman is next. He sticks his hand outside and draws it back in a minute later. "I just touched Big Ben! We are just over London!"
Finally, it is the American's turn. He shoves his hand outside the plane and brings it back in immediately. "We're flying over Detroit. I know because my watch just got stolen."

 

If your canoe tips over, you can wear it as a hat. Because now it's cap-sized.

 

You know, you're right.

That was in ******* 2016 and I still remember it like it was yesterday. It's still the dumbest joke in a 122-page thread dedicated to dumb jokes.

 

That is definitely a dumb joke.

 

I can't bear these types of jokes.

 

You can't expect everyone to panda to your sense of humour.

 

A shrimp went to a singles date night at the prawn cocktail.

He pulled a mussel.

 

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?
Because the poor didn 't have anything worth stealing.

 

On one particular clear night, one particular bat comes flying into a cave with his face smeared with blood. Naturally this piques the interest of the other bats, who all flock round doing whatever the bat equivalent of licking one's lips is. So they say, "Well? Spill the beans. Where'd you find all that blood?"
"Don't wanna talk about it," he says, wiping his face.
"G'wan!"
"OK," he says, raising one batty wing in a pointy fashion. "See that village over there?"
"Yes?" they say.
"See that hill?"
"YES?" they say, nodding.
"See that tree?"
"YES?" they say frantically.
"I didn't."

 

Chuck Norris does not flush the toilet.... he scares the **** out of it

 

Chuck Norris knows how to solve a problem like Maria.

 

Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at.

 

Just because it's a rock, don't take it for granite.

 

Look, it's my friend, Ena. Say hi, Ena!

 

Doctor Who joke:

How do you spell Atraxi?
With one I!