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JCC What's your favorite dumb joke?

Discussion in 'Community' started by squir1y, Jun 9, 2014.

  1. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    What do you do when you see a spaceman?

    You park your car in it, man.
     
  2. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Do you dig graves?

    Yeah, they're alright.
     
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  3. Hogarth Wrightson

    Hogarth Wrightson Jedi Knight star 4

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    Yo momma so ugly, she could press her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.
     
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  4. SithSense

    SithSense Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    What is a seal hunter's favorite drink?

    Canadian Club on the rocks.
     
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  5. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    There are hundreds of tiny people dancing in my oven.

    It's a microrave.
     
  6. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    The real reason people don't like vampires is that they're a pain in the neck.
     
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  7. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    What's a ghost's favorite part of a train?

    The caBOOse.
     
  8. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    The IRS agent found that his job was very taxing.
     
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  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I don't get it.
     
  10. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Ghosts go boo!
     
  11. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I first heard this on Sanford and Son.
     
  12. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    How much do Cockneys pay for shampoo?

    Pantene
     
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  13. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    "what's your favourite position in bed?"

    near the wall, so i can use my phone while it's charging.
     
  14. vin

    vin JCC Playoff Pick 'Em Winner star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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    What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?




    You can unload the babies with a pitchfork.
     
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  15. Boba_Fett_2001

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    What nationality is Santa Claus?

    North Polish.
     
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  16. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Nice vin reminds me of...

    What's the difference between elephant afterbirth and sand?

    You can't gargle sand
     
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  17. vin

    vin JCC Playoff Pick 'Em Winner star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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  18. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Game Winner star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Dead baby jokes aren't dumb, they are HILarious.

    My personal favorite: What present do you give to a dead baby?
    A dead puppy
     
  19. SithSense

    SithSense Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    That's horrible. (unless you baste it just right)
     
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  20. Jedi_Kenobi32

    Jedi_Kenobi32 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

    The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
     
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  21. I Are The Internets

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    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Obviously it's me you idiot. Let me in.
     
  22. SithSense

    SithSense Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Two peanuts walk into a bar. One of them got assaulted.
     
  23. EHT

    EHT Anthology Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    A guy walks into a bar, and says "oww!".
     
  24. I Are The Internets

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    Joffrey Lannister walks into a bar with a motorcycle helmet on his head because he feels the need to look cool. He tries hitting on a girl there, but he ultimately runs into a pole and falls down. The bartender goes "Are you daft, punk?"
     
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  25. PCCViking

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    A woman walks into a bar and immediately hears, "You're beautiful!" "I like your hair!" She asks the bartender, "Who said that?"
    The bartender said: "The peanuts. They're complimentary."