Census When Will You Die?

Yes, using the power of generalizations and statistics (Customary units only, apologies in advance), you can ballpark your estimated final age assuming nothing goes wrong. But why only rely on projections? Feel free to guess you might die in a car crash or something.

Out of respect for immortals and/or zombies who wish to protect their identities, the very serious, definitely not a parody poll is anonymized.

 

Statistics say I'll live another 46 years, apparently. That's, er, optimistic.

 

According to Northwestern Mutual, I’m due to expire in 2070. I rarely drink and I never smoke. I plan to keep exercising and eating healthy for the foreseeable future. But, if I make it to 75 or thereabouts, I’m eating jars of Nutella for breakfast and having Cuban cigars and single malt for lunch.

 

Probably a bit after 9 PM

 

Sugar and stress will likely kill me off sooner than what statistics would say.

 

predicted age of death is 73.

All of my grandparents made it into their late 80's/early 90's so I'd like a few more years above that if possible.

Now for beer/cake/red meat etc... because I'm ok till at least 73 because a website told me so.

 

I'm probably going to be felled within the next year.

 

It's not the content I just like, but the sentiment

 

I think there's a goodly cohort who will like it for the former.

 

2683 according to the Elder One's Prophecy when Mercury is accidentally de-orbited into the Sun. I suppose I could just leave the planet by them but I've learned the hard way that you don't mess with prophecies, even those predicting your death

 

Next Thursday, 16.23 in the afternoon, just before tea time.

 

Like what happened to Vulcan in the early 20th century

 

Whoever promised they will never die:

 

Once Round 1 of Shelf of Shame is finished.

 

Stole my post. Guess I'll die today.

 

I'm closer to death than ever before.

 

You cannot do this until I've watched all of The Simpsons.

 

Ugh, that said I'll live to be 92, but I kinda want to get out of here before I fall ill. True, my dad's side of the family usually makes it to their late 80's early 90's, but the last few years of their lives are a vegetable state. So I'll take 70-75 healthy years over declining slowly.

 

That's just another way of saying someone should never die

 

My mom's side of the family have all made it to their 90's (save for grandpa, I never knew him, he died of prostate cancer in '88) whereas on my father's side, that's all up in the air. My grandmother and grandfather are both still alive at 78.

 

An interesting thing about prophecies is that if one is sufficiently well-known among a particular religious community, a sufficiently talented artist could effectively write himself into it.

 

Hopefully I will live long enough for the Vulcans to arrive, there better not be any nuclear war shenanigans this time.

 

2063 at the age of 88

 

My parents mad it to their 80s. Hopefully I will make it at least that far as well.