Census When Will You Die?

I have a thread devoted to such research news

 

Too bad YOU hit reply.

 

Too bad YOU hit Quote.

 

Too bad YOU cannot rhyme.

 

Too bad YOU are such a waste of TIME.

 

Too bad YOU get trolled by Ender Sai

 

I'd love to keep going, Fezzik, but I don't think the mods will let this go by.

 

I kinda wish you guys kept it going and we all could just observe.

 

I'll die when I'm good and ready.

 

I got 82-- which is way more than I thought I would get. My dad's brother and his father both died pretty young-ish from heart-related issues. (His brother was in his 30s and his dad was barely in his 50s)

 

I narrowly went with Spiderman over the US presidential victor from 2044 in this Ghost-like poll.

 

2053, age 80. I guess we'll see.

 

The calculator says I should live to 90, which would be 2077. Just in time for the actual Cyberpunk patch to come out. And probably still not work.

 

Apparently I'll make it to 93, so I'm halfway there. Problem is that my glaucoma's advancing and I doubt I'll have much of my sight left as a pensioner. I'm not too keen on spending the last 30 years of my life pretty much blind. Time to get boozing!

 

I almost died when I couldn't get into the JC today.

 

Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.

It says 81, which would be 2070. Doesn't take acct of most long term diseases tho, and i have pages of them. Frankly me and some of my Dr’s are surprised I'm still alive with everything thats broken inside.

 

The actuary page says I'll live to 77, which would be 2049. That's 28 more years, or more saliently, 7 more U.S. presidential election cycles.

I need to take up smoking.

 

Kind-of glad that while my answer to this question would once have been a specific day, it no longer is.

 

I'm not sure on the "when", but the "how" is hopefully by Viking funeral.

https://www.mainepublic.org/politics/2021-04-08/maine-lawmakers-consider-viking-funeral-bill

 

Pretty sure that's after the fact.

 

@TiniTinyTony If I had that (which would be really cool btw) this is what would happen:



As for the question at end, I always figure the world would end the moment the Cubs won the World Series therefore I figure I would die with that. But the world only went to hell in a handbasket after the Cubs won the World Series (Trump was elected POTUS barely a week later) so since I didn't die then, have no clue when it will be. Just hope it's quite a long time from now.

 

Oh, cool, I'm in Maine! But they say no boats.

 

Yeah, the only place in the US where it's currently legal to have an open air cremation is Crestone, Colorado.

 

Holy moly, that says I will live to be 94. I thought climate change would take us all out before that.