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JCC Who here is most likely to be a serial killer?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Coruscant, Feb 25, 2021.

  1. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Approximately 1% of the population are psychopaths. Since it’s well-known that psychopaths are like little unhatched serial killers, that means there is most likely a potential serial killer among the regulars of the JCC. This is an entirely scientific, logical reasoning, btw.

    I think it’s Leona. The cute squirrels are an inviting, cuddly front. Heck, the squirrels are probably in on it with her
     
  2. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It’s obviously Wocky. That’s why he wants to know if anyone found out.
     
  3. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Oh, damn! Plus he’s notoriously cagey about personal details. This is really coming together
     
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  4. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Are you just looking for an excuse for your dad to kill more squirrels?
     
  5. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Hmm, deflection—one of the serial killer’s most effective tools... what are you hiding, Jazib
     
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  6. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    Pretty sure the serial killer thread revealed the most likely serial killer was slowpokeking.
     
  7. a star war

    a star war Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Do you mean most likely to become or who already is?
     
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  8. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    BOTH. Might as well cover all our bases, we can’t be too careful
     
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  9. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Uh, he was going to avenge the murder of a woman he didn’t know in the slightest using a little lethal force (as a treat), I think you’ll find this rationale is very healthy, actually.
     
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  10. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Lol @ us having 100 regular posters.
     
  11. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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  12. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Isn't that how Dexter started?

    I've never watched Dexter
     
  13. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    No, I think Dexter usually started with Dee-Dee sneaking into the laboratory.
     
  14. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    This is highly suspect. Why are you trying to discredit the opening premise?
     
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  15. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    Just thinking about it makes me sick. Sick enough to commit serial murder? I dunno, depends on how long I think on it.
     
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  16. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 6

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    You're much more likely to be killed by a non serial killer. The bigger risk to you is that one person who really wants you, specifically, dead and not someone with an obsessive/compulsive need to kill. The key to successful death avoidance is to point your fear in the most productive direction. But please keep in mind that death avoidance as a strategy can only work for so long.
     
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  17. BookExogorth

    BookExogorth Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    How about if someone here was murdered recently and their killer is impersonating them
     
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  18. MotivateR5D4

    MotivateR5D4 Force Ghost star 5

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    Probably a mod. Then they can investigate themselves and find no wrongdoing. All the while modding like nothing is the matter.
     
  19. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Coruscant, easily.
     
  20. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    So you don’t want us to worry about serial killers, huh? Sounds like something a serial killer would say.
     
  21. cubman987

    cubman987 Friendly Neighborhood Skywalker Saga/Fun&Games Mod star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Was just posting the same thing....Ken is a serial killer confirmed.
     
  22. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Great googly moogly, the problem is even worse than I thought—is there no one on the JCC who isn’t a would-be killer!!!

    I like your thinking!

    It has to be heels, then
     
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  23. 3sm1r

    3sm1r Force Ghost star 5

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    Look at the nicest posters. They're always the nicest.
     
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  24. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Phew, I'm not a suspect.
     
  25. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    It’s terribly odd that you went to the trouble of clearing your name in advance
     
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