why are all Canadians serial killers?

 

I have a high school classmate who's now incarcerated for murder. He was not a serial killer; he just wanted one particular person dead. This is how it usually goes. He was well liked in high school, better liked than I was by a wide margin. Honestly, he's still better liked than I am by a wide margin. A lot of my high school class writes him regularly. They even do a book club with him.

 

As mentioned earlier it's always the "nice" people who are the craziest.

 

It’s that bacon, it’s not salty enough. Screws with the brain chemistry.

 

Man, to think, I was considering Canada as my number one emigration destination. Not anymore!

Bullet dodged, amirite???

 

"Bacon"

 

You sound jealous. Are you planning on killing him?

 

Canadian bacon > bacon

Syrup > Canadian maple syrup

That’s how it goes

 

Okay, I’ve figured it out, it’s definitely Cor.

 

Emperor Ferus.

 

Notice how Ramza’s just coasted along in this whole thread. No one’s suspected him of a thing!

 

That would only make me even less popular than I already am. Those who know me well will testify that I'm not the kind of person who would kill another person if there was nothing in it for me.

 

I think it’s fairly obvious that I could only manage the ridiculously applied science of killing someone via a weird Manson Family cult thing and anyone who reads my posts can tell you that ain’t gonna happen.

 

Cold winters. Boredom. Same reason there's basically a new cannibal story out of Russia every year.

 

I don't think he's necessarily a serial killer so much as...

 

If I was a serial killer, who posted regularly on a message board, I think I would obscure the fact that I'm a serial killer by asking who on the message board is most likely to be a serial killer. It ticks the I need attention! serial killer box.

 

Strong OJ Simpson vibes from this post ^, not gonna lie, lol, “If I was...”

 

Tell us where the bodies are buried @VadersLaMent and we can forget this thread ever existed.

 

If I WERE

 

grammar isn’t real

 

Yeah **** grammar, who, needs it

And I was just quoting Diggy

 

I'm too busy doing your moms to kill people.

 

OJ Simpson is not a serial killer.

 

You better hope I meant were.