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JCC Who here is most likely to be a serial killer?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Coruscant, Feb 25, 2021.

  1. Bacon164

    Bacon164 Chosen One star 7

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    why are all Canadians serial killers?
     
  2. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 6

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    I have a high school classmate who's now incarcerated for murder. He was not a serial killer; he just wanted one particular person dead. This is how it usually goes. He was well liked in high school, better liked than I was by a wide margin. Honestly, he's still better liked than I am by a wide margin. A lot of my high school class writes him regularly. They even do a book club with him.
     
  3. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    As mentioned earlier it's always the "nice" people who are the craziest.
     
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  4. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    It’s that bacon, it’s not salty enough. Screws with the brain chemistry.
     
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  5. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Man, to think, I was considering Canada as my number one emigration destination. Not anymore!

    Bullet dodged, amirite???
     
  6. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    "Bacon"
     
  7. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You sound jealous. Are you planning on killing him?
     
  8. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Canadian bacon > bacon

    Syrup > Canadian maple syrup

    That’s how it goes
     
  9. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Okay, I’ve figured it out, it’s definitely Cor.
     
  10. Ava G.

    Ava G. Force Ghost star 5

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    Emperor Ferus.
     
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  11. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Notice how Ramza’s just coasted along in this whole thread. No one’s suspected him of a thing!
     
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  12. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 6

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    That would only make me even less popular than I already am. Those who know me well will testify that I'm not the kind of person who would kill another person if there was nothing in it for me.
     
  13. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    I think it’s fairly obvious that I could only manage the ridiculously applied science of killing someone via a weird Manson Family cult thing and anyone who reads my posts can tell you that ain’t gonna happen.
     
  14. Darth_Duck

    Darth_Duck Force Ghost star 4

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    Cold winters. Boredom. Same reason there's basically a new cannibal story out of Russia every year.
     
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  15. dp4m

    dp4m JCC Playoff Pick 'Em Winner, Also a Narc star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    I don't think he's necessarily a serial killer so much as...

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    If I was a serial killer, who posted regularly on a message board, I think I would obscure the fact that I'm a serial killer by asking who on the message board is most likely to be a serial killer. It ticks the I need attention! serial killer box.
     
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  17. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Strong OJ Simpson vibes from this post ^, not gonna lie, lol, “If I was...”
     
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  18. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    [​IMG]
     
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  19. vin

    vin JCC Playoff Pick 'Em Winner star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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    Tell us where the bodies are buried @VadersLaMent and we can forget this thread ever existed.
     
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  20. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    If I WERE
     
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  21. Bacon164

    Bacon164 Chosen One star 7

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    grammar isn’t real
     
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  22. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Yeah **** grammar, who, needs it

    And I was just quoting Diggy
     
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  23. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I'm too busy doing your moms to kill people.
     
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  24. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    OJ Simpson is not a serial killer.
     
  25. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    You better hope I meant were.