"Who would win if x fought y?"

Iron Man is 8-5 up. Will we get a new one soon?

 

Storm Shadow
Iron Man

Scummy

 

Praise for previous rounds of x vs. y:

Someone needs to take charge of this thread again.

 

How bout we have Gina Carano aka Crush vs Siren or Phoenix?

 

If no one wants to take over we could probably come up with a simple rule (which we we fail to follow I'm sure) where people post whatever battle they want. The person who posts the battle then has to track the results. Maybe a maximum of 3 days per battle?
If someone posts a battle in the middle of an ongoing battle, then that one doesn't count.
It's the first battle to get posted after the current one concludes.

This way the insanity can be self-sustaining. Only problem is the thread title I guess (how does that work).

 

If thats the case:


Crush
[image=http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/Somebody95/Gina%20Carano/crush_001.jpg]

vs


Steel
[image=http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t100/JavierOmar/steel.jpg]

 

I like your idea.
Managing this thread takes time and some effort to choose battles which will engage everyone here and it seems none of the regular posters have much time any more.
(I don't, at the moment)


The title is changed by PMing a mod and asking politely.
Or by yelling at them and saying: "do your job, (insert insult here)".

 

I say we do it then. Worth a shot anyway.

Well, I don't like Gina C. 'cause she's a completely overrated fighter but she is a pro MMA fighter with good Muay Thai kickboxing while Steel is probably just a body builder so I'll have to say Crush

 

should the person in charge of this thread get colors?

 

No, you do not get colours.
You get nothing.


Your only satisfaction is seeing JCers insulting one another over one of your choices.
That's when you know you're doing it right...


Edit: consider soitscometothis' post above as a reference.


And an example:


Power Girl (huge boobies)
[image=http://www.hyperborea.org/flash/images/power-girl2.png]


vs


Super Girl (jailbait)
[image=http://superherouniverse.com/art/data/500/Supergirl-Wikipedia.jpg]



And here we...GO!

 

Power Girl

[image=http://www.cleavelin.net/archives001/pgbust.jpg]

 

Super Girl.

 

I vote Power Girl

And she wins 2 to 1.









DEADPOOL
[image=http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n147/hhhfannumber1/Deadpool.jpg] [image=http://web.njit.edu/~dac8/images/DeadPool.bmp] [image=http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/336/deadpool5iy.gif]

vs.

SNAKE EYES
[image=http://trylobyte.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/snake_eyes.jpg] [image=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Gijoeae16.jpg] [image=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Snake-EyesASC.jpg]






















BUFFY
[image=http://theshadycat.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/buffy.jpg] [image=http://freespace.virgin.net/clive.walker1/images/smg-buffy.jpg] [image=http://latelequemepario.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/buffy_spike01.jpg]

v.

SELENE
[image=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5a/Underworld2evolution.jpg] [image=http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a176/MusicFreak44/underworld.jpg] [image=http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071018/underworld_l.jpg]
















Bonus


The Kraken
[image=http://mos.stanford.edu/ee272/proj00/kraken/kraken.jpg]

vs.

Ultra Man
[image=http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/ultra.jpg]

 

Deadpool

The Buffster

The Kraken

 

Deadpool
Selene
The Kraken

 

I wanna say Deadpool given the advantages of powers but Snake Eyes is too uber.

Buffy

Only one creature beat Ultraman and the Kraken is not it.

 

FINAL RESULTS:

DEADPOOL: 3
Snake Eyes: 1

BUFFY: 3
Selene: 1



Bonus:

KRAKEN: 2
ULTRA MAN: 2

I vote ULTRA MAN.



Next up...

A-TEAM
[image=http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/12/14/ateam460.jpg] [image=http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/a-team.jpg] [image=http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/249644the-a-team-posters.jpg]

vs.

MacGYVER and JOHN RAMBO
[image=http://electricityandlust.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/rambo.jpg] [image=http://www.furiousmind.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/macgyver.JPG] [image=http://blogs.poz.com/shawn/upload/rambo.jpg]




















RED SONYA
[image=http://www.edbenesart.com/images/Color/RedSonja3.jpg] [image=http://www.comicsbulletin.com/news/images/0503/Red_Sonja_Land_cov.jpg] [image=http://www.edbenesart.com/images/Color/RedSonja.jpg]

vs.


SHEENA
[image=http://comicsworthreading.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/sheena.jpg] [image=http://home.comcast.net/~cjh5801a/images/SHEENA1.gif] [image=http://images.comicbookresources.com/previews/devilsdue/sheena/01/SHEENA_01_coverA_sm.jpg]














Bonus:

SHAGGY, SCOOBY and SCRAPPY DOO
[image=http://www.pricerighthome.com/images/uploads/scooby_shaggy_poster.jpg] [image=http://croutonboy.typepad.com/photos/people_i_hate/scrappy.jpg] [image=http://www.cartoondepot.com/pages/img/wb/pc/RC1526%20Shaggy-Scooby.jpg]

vs.

WENDY, MARVIN and WONDER DOG
[image=http://www.wonderland-site.com/pix/series/ani/ani-04-14.gif] [image=http://clubninja.lazer-ent.com/library/friends/101/wendy2.jpg] [image=http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6528/imagesrz9.jpg]

 

The A-Team has Starbuck and Mr. T.

I would rather they fall in love and run off to a jungle paradise together, but Red Sonja wins.

Shaggy gets too high. Wendy and Marvin are quite possibly the wimpiest heroes ever. This leaves us Scooby and Scrappy vs Wonder Dog. I say while Wonder Dog eats Scrappy Scooby Doo(and gang) wins the day.

 

The A-Team vs MacGuyver and Rambo

MacGuyver

The bigass missile on his shoulder is probably made from popsicle sticks and paper mache.

Red Sonja vs Sheena

Red Sonja

But the truth is that its a fight between two very unrealistically proportioned and very scantilly clad women. Everybody wins