Why do some people hate the Ewoks?

yub yub commander...there physiology is outstanding...and the way the meat smells when its cooked...i mean, they are wonderful specimens and a wonderful example of animal evolution...oo look at the way it simmers....mmmmmmm...im leaving before i get shot.....

 

They're intelligence is, at best, equivalent to that of a monkey

Okay, first of all, they are highly intelligent, but from a "primitive" culture. Secondly, Kolot the Ewok pilot was greatly enhanced as part of an Imperial plot. Oh, and then there's Lieutenant Kettch, the greatest Ewok of all times!

 

I'd like to see a special-special-special edition of ROTJ that digitally combines footage from AOTC...where Anakin's slaughter of the Tuskens is munipulated to become Luke wiping out the Ewoks!

"They're like animals...wait a minute...they ARE animals...and I slaughtered them like little furry animals!"

 

I personally like Ewoks, but why people hate them, probably because they are little annoying furballs! Did I say I like them??

 

Or why not make a special-special edition of AOTC where the film is actually good, with a puppet Yoda that doesn't jump around making silly irrating sounds with a lightsabre (the ewoks are way cooler than that), good acting, no silly CGI monsters that looks like they've fled from a B-horror movie, and a story. That would be something.


Well, back to the subject.


The ewoks are cool. I just love the scene when the ewoks blow their horns and every stormtrooper in the area turns around confused! A real nice Star Wars moment.

 

They are the Jar Jar Binks of the 80`s.I dont know they are better than him.Kill Jar Jar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

They are better than Jar Jar because they actually succeeded in being cute. Also, they deliberately kick bad guy butt instead of winning by sheer clutziness and dumb luck.

 

I like Ewoks.





























Dead ones.

 

Daughter_of_Yubyub - "They are better than Jar Jar because they actually succeeded in being cute. Also, they deliberately kick bad guy butt instead of winning by sheer clutziness and dumb luck."

I totally agree with you! That scene with Jar-Jar getting his foot stuck and accidentally shots the battledroids is terrible!

 

they ARE dumb that is Why People dont like them

 

I possibly hate the Ewoks because they beat the stormtroopers, and because they made this annoying laughs when they celebrated

 

They also EAT human beings! Why should we like these savages?!

 

You're right, Ferelwookie

 

People would have rather seen Kashyyyk as the planet Return of th Jedi focused on and watch a bunch of Wookies fighting the Empire.

Evidence of this?

I just love how bashers act like they speak for everyone.

 

Teddy-bears with sticks defeat Emperor's "best troops" that probably helped to wipe out the Jedi order???!!!

"Probably," huh? Why not wait and see?

Those "best troops" were lousy in a firefight. They couldn't even hit a target from a distance of 10 feet.

Plus the terrain of Endor was unfamiliar to them. It was the home terrain of the Ewoks; they knew it like the backs of their paws. Hence it was easy to set up booby traps and such.

 

I for one, would've prefered to see Wookies vs. Stormies at the end of ROTJ, rather than Ewoks. There was an early version of ANH that Lucas intended for Wookies to be involved in the end battle. Plus, a Wookie/ Imperial battle on Kashyyak <sp. would've given Lucas a chance to further develop an existing character, Chewie, and revealed some of what his culture was about, rather than introducing a bunch of half-size Wookies in the third act.

 

If you listen to the interview, he basically says that when Wookies were intended to be the ones in the battle, they were taller versions of Ewoks. They would have used the same methods.