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Discussion in 'Fan Art' started by lord_sidious_, Aug 27, 2019.

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  1. lord_sidious_

    lord_sidious_ Jedi Knight star 2

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    Feb 19, 2019
    [​IMG]

    Plagueis: Siddy, where did you get those plushies from?
    Siddy: I designed and made them myself! They’re my apprentices [​IMG]
    Plagueis: I see…
    Siddy: Master, is there a way to make them come to life?
    Plagueis : Um...no.
    Siddy: Not even the Dark Side can do that?
    Plagueis: I’m afraid no power can make plushies come to life.
    Siddy: Oh…
    (Moments later)
    Siddy: Master, can I get a real apprentice?
    Plagueis : When you’re older, yes.
    Siddy: How old? Is tomorrow old enough?
    Plagueis : No.
    Siddy: The day after tomorrow?
    Plagueis : No.
    Siddy: The day after the day after tomorrow?
    Plagueis : No! You’re still a Youngling yourself alright!
    Siddy: Next year then?
    Plagueis : (Silence)
    Siddy: One and a half years later?
    Plagueis : (Silence)
    Siddy: 1.7 years later?
    Plagueis : NO!! AND YOU’RE NOT GETTING ONE UNTIL I DIE!!!
    Siddy: Oh okay...
     
  2. lord_sidious_

    lord_sidious_ Jedi Knight star 2

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    Another conversation....

    Plagueis: Siddy, where's the teddy bear I bought for you?
    Siddy: Oh the Ewok? I cut it apart and used the stuffing to make my apprentices! [​IMG]
    Plagueis: ......
     
  3. lord_sidious_

    lord_sidious_ Jedi Knight star 2

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    I fixed the Anakin plushie's hair a bit.
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  4. Cowgirl Jedi 1701

    Cowgirl Jedi 1701 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Dec 21, 2016