Artist Why Sidious killed Plagueis (humor)

Plagueis: Siddy, where did you get those plushies from?
Siddy: I designed and made them myself! They’re my apprentices
Plagueis: I see…
Siddy: Master, is there a way to make them come to life?
Plagueis : Um...no.
Siddy: Not even the Dark Side can do that?
Plagueis: I’m afraid no power can make plushies come to life.
Siddy: Oh…
(Moments later)
Siddy: Master, can I get a real apprentice?
Plagueis : When you’re older, yes.
Siddy: How old? Is tomorrow old enough?
Plagueis : No.
Siddy: The day after tomorrow?
Plagueis : No.
Siddy: The day after the day after tomorrow?
Plagueis : No! You’re still a Youngling yourself alright!
Siddy: Next year then?
Plagueis : (Silence)
Siddy: One and a half years later?
Plagueis : (Silence)
Siddy: 1.7 years later?
Plagueis : NO!! AND YOU’RE NOT GETTING ONE UNTIL I DIE!!!
Siddy: Oh okay...

 

Another conversation....

Plagueis: Siddy, where's the teddy bear I bought for you?
Siddy: Oh the Ewok? I cut it apart and used the stuffing to make my apprentices!
Plagueis: ......

 

I fixed the Anakin plushie's hair a bit.

 

Lol.

 

lol. funniest thing i've seen all day