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Why the Fathiers are the best thing about Star Wars

Discussion in 'New Films Gusher's Paradise - April Fools!' started by Jedi Knight Fett, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett WNU Interview-Teh Mole Host star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    this thread is to discuss why the Fathiers were the best creatures ever introduced to Cinema.

    They are just so majestic. The CGI on them is also one for the ages and shall be in my memory after every viewing of the movie.
     
  2. Mostly Handless

    Mostly Handless Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Fathiers finally getting their dues.[face_dancing]
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  3. Ender_and_Bean

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    Take the fun of the Endor speeders scene combine it with some Jurassic park undertones and a little bit of phantom menace pod racing with a splash of ET, the Neverending Story and some Miyazaki anime moments and you still don’t come close to doing the Fathiers Justice because you’re also missing the Free Willy / Charlotte’s Web component.

    Hugely underrated moment and a scene that the next generation of kid Star Wars fans will love more than the older ones. Just like Ewoks or anything else that had a generational divide.
     
  4. starfish

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    The fathiers are really neat, the porgs are cute, but the crystal snow fox things are the best.
     
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  5. Mnguy12001

    Mnguy12001 Jedi Padawan star 1

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    They're indestructible! I mean come on. Whats not to love? I heard they also eat force sensitive children too. Why do 6ou think those little brats open the gates so fast!
     
  6. ImpreciseStormtrooper

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    They climb cliffs with hooves. Truly an inspiration to all livestock trapped by a small hole in the ground covered with a grate!
     
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  7. Nipuhanipera

    Nipuhanipera Force Ghost star 5

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    Spiderhooves, spiderhooves, do whatever spiderhooves do.
     
  8. Ender_and_Bean

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    Plot twist!

    Broom boy was driving then with his mind the whole time.
     
  9. Jedi Knight Fett

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    Broom boy is the key to all of this.
     
  10. guittarjedi

    guittarjedi Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Why was their scene only 30 minutes? I never wanted their scenes to end!
     
  11. Ender_and_Bean

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    I’ve started a crowdsourcing campaign to finish the pre-vis on the deleted extended scene so that we can see it all in its glory.

    The moment I promised a Twi’lek would be added to the bathhouse scene donations Tripled.
     
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  12. cerealbox

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    But can you milk a fathier?
     
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  13. Ridley Solo

    Ridley Solo Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    My sister loved the 'free-the-fathiers' moment. I'm just glad I've found a way to get her into Star Wars. :D

    And yes, those majestic creatures are highly underrated...I've always been horse-crazy, so this is a way to combine my two great loves! [face_love]

    Ooh, here's a question...if you had a fathier, what would you name it? Mine would be named Alder, in memory of Princess Leia's planet.
     
  14. Tremblingblustar

    Tremblingblustar Jedi Padawan star 1

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    The scene where Vader reveales to Luke that he's really his Fathier was the most beautiful scene committed to film.
     
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  15. Django Fett

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    Why weren't they in this George???
    [​IMG]
     
  16. Ender_and_Bean

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    I used to want to ride like this:
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    But it seems so slow now.
     
  17. Ubraniff Zalkaz

    Ubraniff Zalkaz Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Actually, the fart at the starting line of a podrace was the peak for Star Wars fandom. It’s been all downhill since.
     
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