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Would you like to be Darth Vader? Answer the truth!!

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Darth_Angelus, Aug 1, 2002.

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  1. Darth_Angelus

    Darth_Angelus Jedi Master star 3

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    Remember all the turn-ons (power, mighty armor, ex-Padme´s :D ) and the turn-offs (cruelty, life-support machinery).
     
  2. RangerPrincess

    RangerPrincess Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Of course. ;) I would love to have that choking method, etc. :D
     
  3. Red-Talon

    Red-Talon Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Hellllll no, half robot man doesn't sound like too much. I prefer my original limbs, maybe Anakin from Episode 2, but even then I'd prefer Yoda, Obi-Wan, Aayla Secura, or a slew of other Jedi ;)
     
  4. Darth_Hater

    Darth_Hater Jedi Grand Master star 2

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    i'd like to be Salacious Crumb, cuz he's so tiny he gets to see parts of Jabba's Dancers that most men only dream of seeing.
     
  5. DarthMak

    DarthMak Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I'd give an arm to be Darth Vader. Oh wait, then I would be Darth Vader.
     
  6. Maladour-Fei

    Maladour-Fei Jedi Knight star 5

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    No... Although it would be cool to wear that black cloak from time to time...
     
  7. Evacuation

    Evacuation Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I would say I wanted nothing more in life than to be Darth Vader, but then, that would be a lie.



     
  8. Sophita

    Sophita Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I like DV and Anakin, but i think I'd rather be Padme, since being a guy would be kinda...weird. Or Leia, though then I'd have to hang around whiney farm boys and rogue scoundrels. ;)
     
  9. Ret

    Ret Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Heck no, his life sucks.
     
  10. annie_skywalker001

    annie_skywalker001 Jedi Master star 4

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    Well, he definitely was the best villain of all time and my favourite character, but no, Ret's right, his life was pathetic.
     
  11. Darth_Deen

    Darth_Deen Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Feb 8, 2002
    Offcourse vader rules I could do what I want and to who I want except to palpy that is
     
  12. haakun

    haakun Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 13, 2002
    No, because he had a very sad life.
     
  13. arabiansanchez

    arabiansanchez Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I think he has some fun.

    TIE-Advanced :D
    "Apology accepted Captain Needa" [face_devil]
    "I find your lack of faith disturbing"

    Just think of how many moments like that he has offscreen. His life is OK. In an evil sort of way.

     
  14. Darth_Angelus

    Darth_Angelus Jedi Master star 3

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    "his life sucks...he has a sad life..."

    Well, is your life all that good? ;)
     
  15. DarthZemog

    DarthZemog Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 11, 2002
    If I was given the chance to be Darth Vader, I'd do it! That would be cool!!! :)

    Though I'd much rather be Darth Maul!!! [face_devil]
     
  16. E_Chuta

    E_Chuta Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jul 30, 2002
    Hmmm, nearly godlike evil power, a massive army at my disposal, a leather codpiece, and a CAPE!?! HELL YEAH! I'd launch my own galactic genocidal purge, against Mormons and Star Trek fans.
     
  17. DimensionX

    DimensionX Jedi Master star 4

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    I would rather be Count Dooku. He is a man of power. NO alien would dare mess with him.....
     
  18. Paul-Skywalker

    Paul-Skywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    Let's think about this ...... i'd never need another haircut. But going to the toilet would be a pain. Mind you I would've been having my wicked way with Padme. But then again i don't think my dependency on a life support machine would allow any further hanky panky.

    Maybe Vader just turned bad cos he was sexually frustrated. Have I just stumbled on GL's surprise for episode 3?

    I think all in all it wouldn't be a good thing to be Vader. He IS on his last legs, no wonder Sidious wanted a new apprentice.
     
  19. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Manager Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'd rather be AOTC Anakin. But I wouldn't turn evil, becuase then I could eventually be on the JEdi Council.

    Plus, other obvious reasons....
     
  20. Master Salty

    Master Salty Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I would in a heartbeat. There are several people I know that could use a good force-choke.
     
  21. Darth_Angelus

    Darth_Angelus Jedi Master star 3

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    Sometimes I think it would be cool to be Darth Vader only to say: "I'm altering the deal. Praise I don't alter it any further!"
     
  22. Darth_Angelus

    Darth_Angelus Jedi Master star 3

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  23. ChancellorGoauld

    ChancellorGoauld Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I'd rather be Palpatine. Vader is a lowly henchman!
    Palpatine has the womenz probably. They call him sparky in bed.
     
  24. Darth_Angelus

    Darth_Angelus Jedi Master star 3

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  25. AnakinStarkiller_8

    AnakinStarkiller_8 Jedi Master star 4

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    I don't think i would want to. All that premature aging due to the dark side. no thanx...
     
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