Write the SW Box Set Slogan

Eventually, LFL will release all of the SW films as a complete box set. Their marketing department has not contacted TF.N asking us, the fans, to come up with a witty slogan for the window display.

I'm thinking about recommending:

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[b]STAR WARS:[i] It Gets Better Towards The Middle[/i][/b][hr][/blockquote]
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[b]STAR WARS:[i] 12 Hours of Muppets and Bad Acid[/i][/b][hr][/blockquote]
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[b]STAR WARS:[i] I Gotcher Non-SE OT Right Here, Sucker[/i][/b][hr][/blockquote]

My concern is that these might not be terribly catchy. Do you have any suggestions for the marketing department?

 

Star Wars: This isn't the Last Super Boxed Set You'll See, There Will be Many more that are bigger and better until we run out of ideas and/or SW fans run out of money

 

UM .......BUY IT

 

Star Wars... see it again, for the first time... again.

 

Every saga has a beginning, every saga has a ending, see it all in this limited time set!

 

Ranger Princess that was a good one.


Spend all your money on this, so in two years, I can come out with another one with more bonus stuff so you'll spend all your money again and I'll be rich.

or

Star Wars digitally remastered. Own it today for the LAST TIME. Well, not really.

 

The story that defined a generation, is back for a limited time.

 

The classic battle between good and bad.

Buy this set and spread Star Wars to the new generation once more!

This set is our last hope to show everyone what Star Wars is truly about, BUY IT!

Lame, very lame. *wince*

 

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[b]Star Wars:[/b] [i]George Wants Another House[/i][hr][/blockquote]-or-
[blockquote][hr][b]Star Wars:[/b] [i]Now Featuring Tint Control[/i][hr][/blockquote]-or-
[blockquote][hr][b]Star Wars:[/b] [i]Got Two Hands? Count The Minority Group Actors![/i][hr][/blockquote]

 

1) Star Wars: Watch it over...and over...and OVER...

2) Star Wars: Here's the saga...I'm moving to Aruba.

3) Star Wars: Now you can nitpick the galaxy from the comfort of your own home.


...and here's the real one


4) Star Wars: It's miiiine! The Precioussss isss MIIIIIIINNE!

 

Cardboard Obi-Wan store dislay with waving hand.

Slogan: You WILL buy this set.
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These ARE the films you're looking for.

 

haha good 1 LeeKenobi

 

The Classic Trilogy is finally on DVD in this set!

 

A long time ago, in a Galaxy far far away, see the story that changed movie making, lives, forever.

Lee, Obi-Wan, you say? The *young* one? I would buy it.

 

Star Wars: You'll never see the sun again...

 

"The 12 Hour Toy Commercial is Now on DVD."

 

STAR WARS

Lighten your wallet....ONE...MORE...TIME

 

How about a GL quote on the box?

"Ok, I put them on DVD. Now quit calling my house!"

 

The action.
The adventure.
The romance.
Those whining Skywalker brats...

 

" the star wars box set..."

"look, its shiny...BUY IT!"

"so what if you have the other ones...this ones prettier!"

"in one big box, for you convinence"

 

Star Wars: We've created a monster.

Star Wars: Comes with Star Wars Barbie - limited time only! (included is barbie-size Star Wars backpack filled with junk food, plastic lightsabre, comic book)

Star Wars: Included are specTACular....no, can't tell - gotta buy it first.

 

You've heard about it, now witness the horror for yourself as Jar Jar Binks is digitally inserted into every Star Wars movie.

STAR WARS: Now see a Jar Jar for all seasons.

 

The Star Wars Saga
OR
Anikin Skywalker, This is Your Life.

 

Star Wars on DVD: It's About Damn Time!