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Xena and Beatrix Kiddo...who do you like better?

Discussion in 'Archive: SF&F: Films and Television' started by floacist, Aug 4, 2007.

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  1. floacist

    floacist Jedi Youngling

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    This is not a "who would win" thread. Its just based solely on character. So who do you like more, The Warrior Princess or The Bride? :D

    For me, its Xena. But you probably already figured that one out.
     
  2. Darth_Berserker

    Darth_Berserker Jedi Youngling star 3

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    beatrix kiddo all the way, she has so much more style
     
  3. darth-sinister

    darth-sinister Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Beatrix is more of a badass than Xena. She [hl=black]survived getting shot in the head.[/hl]
     
  4. floacist

    floacist Jedi Youngling

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    Whats this I hear? Beatrix has more style? Blasphemer.

    Xena [hl=black]survived being crucified by Julius Caesar. [/hl]

    I don't see how Beatrix is more of a badd ass than Xena. We are talking about the Destroyer of Nations here! Now see, I didn't want to go into this, but lets look at the resume for a quick second.

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    - Xena was taught how to fight by Ares, the Greek God of War.
    - Beatrix was taught how to fight by some old Asian guy.

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    - Xena's Chakram was crafted by Hephaestus, the Greek God of technology, blacksmiths, craftsmen, artisans, sculptors, metals and metallurgy, and fire.
    - Beatrix's sword was crafted by some old Asian guy.

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    - Xena fought an entire Persian army by herself.
    - Beatrix fought the crazy 88s.

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    - Xena has fought mortals, demi-Gods (Hercules) Gods, monsters, demons, etc
    - Beatrix has only fought mortals
     
  5. Koohii

    Koohii Jedi Master star 5

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    Sorry to be so out of touch with pop-culture, but I have to ask:

    Xena vs who???
     
  6. darth_paul

    darth_paul Jedi Master star 5

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    Beatrix Kiddo is The Bride from the Kill Bill movies.
     
  7. DARTH_MARK-22

    DARTH_MARK-22 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Hatori Hanso said of the sword he crafted, that it could cut God.

    Hence, it can cut Ares.

    Hence, Beatrix wins.
     
  8. JediRunner

    JediRunner Jedi Master star 1

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  9. Koohii

    Koohii Jedi Master star 5

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    Ah.

    Well, now...


    Xena is played by Lucy Lawless.
    Kiddo is Uma Therman.

    Tie.

    Xena is in a fun, satirical romp through greek mythology.
    Kiddo is in Quentin Tarrentino movies.

    Xena all the way. I loathe and despise Tarentino. He thinks profanity is an art form, but restricts it to use of 2-3 words. By that logic, any Jr-high kid is a master artist. If you remove 2 words from tarentino's vocabulary, you remove ~75% of the dialog.
     
  10. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent No One star 10

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    I could not get interested in Xena. Beatrix all the way. I used to have a baby sitter named Beatrix, she was hot too.
     
  11. Koohii

    Koohii Jedi Master star 5

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    Beatrix came out of a coma
    Xena came back from the dead after being beheaded!
     
  12. LadyoftheMandalore

    LadyoftheMandalore Jedi Master star 4

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    Xena.

    No single person had any more influence on my adolescence. She is just downright cool.

    -Weaponry
    -Armour (I still want all of her armour)
    -Attitude
    -Contacts
     
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