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Discussion in 'Community' started by JoinTheSchwarz , Sep 20, 2011.

  1. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Darth_Guy's thread "[God]Ted Nugent" was met with ridicule. So he's gone back to making innuendo posts and creeping on the JC ladies.
     
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  2. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Red Yoda Society leader Darth_Ignant posted the latest version of their long-living social thread. As usual, a long string of "All Hail Red Yoda!" followed.
     
  3. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    The Senate Floor has evolved into a powerful think tank, and its opinions are sought by heads of state and legislators around the world.
     
  4. alt0233

    alt0233 Jedi Master star 2

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    TheGuardianofArlon, prankster that he is, regularly tries to convince Andalite-Bandit that the Statue of Liberty actually didn't come to life (even though everyone knows that she did).
     
  5. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    solojones frequently complains about her dreary job as a TGI Friday's hostess.
     
  6. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    Arena Manager, JoinTheSchwartz, recently discussed his love of baseball, as well as his fantasy football team, in Coruscant's weekly publication of PEOPLE (Where does Cor find the time between all of his long running Sleepy games?).
     
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  7. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Fans constantly lobby George Lucas to make "updates" to the Original Trilogy, but he steadfastly refuses to make a single change, saying they fit his original vision exactly.

    Comments include

    "How the hell does Obi-Wan imitate a Krayt dragon? A human can't make sounds like that!"

    "Luca$ should change the opening crawl to read 'Episode IV' to make it more consistent with the rest of the films."

    "Are those Dewbacks dying or something? They just sit there."

    "I'm not just going to buy the films on a new format if there's nothing new. I don't care about the documentaries."

    "There should be more exterior space shots."

    "Ugh, that wampa costume is awful."

    "Forget the wampa costume, what about old lady monkey-eye Palps?"

    "The puppetwork for the band in Jabba's palace is seriously dated."

    "sarlacc more like sar-doesn't-move lol"

    "Naboo and Coruscant could be added somehow in order to connect it with the PT. Just a shot or two."

    "The Ewoks' unblinking stares haunt my dreams."
     
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  8. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Force Ghost star 6

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    An obscure multi billionaire known only by the name of D. Guy was found to have made a single post in August of 2002 consisting of nothing more than "Star Wars is fun, but I gotta put this energy to use and make some money!" From then on, D. Guy went to work and created a financial empire over the span of 9 years which dwarfs the fortunes of Bill Gates and Warren Buffet and leads to Forbes Magazine declaring in their final issue "Screw it, none of us will ever be as rich as D. Guy, so stop trying, we just ain't got the energy to do it and never will."
     
  9. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The Jedi Council Boards allowed hardcore pornography so gradually, barely anyone noticed.
     
  10. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Im_pretty_certain's string of highly successful jobs led him to a great life filled with many beautiful women.
     
  11. Im_just_guessing

    Im_just_guessing Jedi Knight star 7

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    Oct 23, 2002
    Balrog_Paradox is still killing Bothans by posting.
     
  12. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    JediOverlord is a well-known prude and moral guardian. He's been known to condemn the posting of images of any women for, quote, "weakening the moral fibre of this board."
     
  13. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    DLB and his best friend Kawphy are discussing their favorite show, Master What.
     
  14. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    Lord_Vivec, having recently graduated with his Bachelor of Theology degree, has gone to a seminary to work on his Master of Divinity.
     
  15. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    lol
     
  16. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nobody here has Asperger's Syndrome.
     
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  17. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    Then surely it should read:
     
  18. Im_just_guessing

    Im_just_guessing Jedi Knight star 7

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    Or maybe:

    ?
     
  19. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    Perhaps:
     
  20. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Force Ghost star 6

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    You forgot the #1 complaint: "You can never have enough 'Nooooooooooo" in the OT".
     
  21. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick Game Host - SfC Part VI BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    KnightWriter is exited to be working for the Rick Perry campaign, hoping to lead the charge for his favorite Republican to win Arizona in 2012. Whitey has lamented the end of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell', while jp-30 eagerly wants the NBA lockout to end.........he can't bear to think of not being able to watch his beloved Golden State Warriors this season.

    [hl=dodgerblue]Viva Los Angeles![/hl][face_flag]
     
  22. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    JediHood regularly gushes over the NY Yankee. He starts a blog on their exploits.
     
  23. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

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    Arena Manager JoinTheSchwartz, in response to the new season of some really dull show, posted a thread asking users to imagine what the JC would be like if the forums were less interesting that they are. To much amusement Sequel Trilogy Manager Eeth-My-Koth supposed that long time permabanned troll Katya_Jade would be (for the umpteenth time) appointed an Admin. Country music sensation tim thought that Head Admin beezel might not be the author of threads that defined a new era of orgnaization and rational thought on the forums, and might instead be teased for his confusing contributions to a still present Comms forum. After an unannounced forum move from IGN to 'new facebook', the 7SA Sarcasm Knights patriarch Darth_Snowball says how ****ing ridiculous it would be if a forum move was announced years in advance and then never happened.
     
  24. ask-the-younglings

    ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling star 5

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    In a desperate attempt to capitalise on the success and popularity of the JCC, George Lucas registered an account and made a full and tearful apology for the lack of farting Yoda in RotS. In similar vein, Natalie Portman also registered and posted a series of pictures of herself on various fishing trips with starwarsagent. In the midst of these attention-seeking publicity stunts, a selection of cylindrical meat products and a pool of chunky vomit kept their heads and started a number of highly cerebral threads about Darth_Smelly.
     
  25. Sebulba-X

    Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA• star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Sebulba-X's highly regarded and beloved thread about [link=http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p231/sebulbax/Sebulba2/AlLeongDH.jpg]Al Leong[/link] was lost during the move to UBB...an instanteously repsonse from ownership and [hl=black]zerosleep[/hl] indicated that the rate of replies and unique page views destroyed several servers processing the requests. The broken servers were then used as boat anchors at a JAWS: Special Extended Sharktopus Edition movie release hosted by Steven_Spielberg (a slightly spammy celebrity JCer) to raise money for moderator holiday bonuses.
     
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