Because Sharknado just wasn't awesome enough.

 

lol

 

I'll bet anything it's still better than Jaws 3D.

 

GLORIOUS SUSPENSE-FILLED TRAILER IS HERE

 

Actually, that's a pretty good trailer.

And Elisabeth Rohm, from Law and Order?

Wow.

 

I hope this wins thousands of Oscars.

 

Any script where a giant, mechanical shark love doll, complete with torpedoes, goes on the rampage deserves every film making award.

 

Hell, it deserves a goddamned Pulitzer prize.

 

Man, I was hoping Mecha Shark was going to be an evil alien plot to discredit Mega Shark in the eyes of the Earth.

 

Billions of Oscars!

 

I bet Carl Sagan would've loved this movie too.



That is Carl Sagan in that terrifying gif right?

 

What sucked about Jaws 3d? The shark and the 3d effects. What was awesome about Jaws 3d and is the reason I have rewatched it many times? The actors. Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gosset Jr, the adventure film guy and his assistant, the characters were great.

 

I already love this movie.

 

Yes.... And he is the walrus - COO COO KA CHOO!

 

Why not Sharks with Human dna vs Orca ?

 

teal'c going "nnooooo"

 

This won't be as good as Jaws: The Revenge.

 

That's what's wrong with it, Dude... everything square inch of it. An actor who broke racial stereotypes in An Officer and a Gentleman playing lizards and
sidekicks in low-budget **** films like......

Nothing personal, my man. It's just me.

 

Hey, Louis Gosset Jr. was the bomb in Iron Eagle!

 

Aquaman would kick both their butts.

(Just saying.....)

 

Awkwardman wouldn't though.

 

"Aquaman? AQUAMAN?"

Dude.

 

QFT! You hear the plot of Iron Eagle and you think "That's a little far fetched." and then you learn one of the pilots is played by Louis Gossett Jr. and you're like "Oh, well okay then. They'll have this wrapped up and be home in time for Monday Night Football.".

 

I get Iron Eagle and Missing in Action mixed up all of the time. Which is the one with Chuckles?

 

Didn't Godzilla do this? Is Mega Shark on the path to being a protector of mankind with many unusually large sea creatures as enemies and allies, at least some of which have mecha versions of themselves?

Yes Aquaman.