Yoda's World Tour

Do'h!

Sorry, i'll send him tomorrow, promise!

Hope the Germans are not starting to get peeved and threaten to invade or something.

 

They haven't, but I'll go suggest it to them.

 

Well Yoda has now been posted to Germany and has left Wales forever!

Hope he doesn't get into too much trouble in Germany, he's been a bit of a party animal in Wales, but he should be partied out by the time he gets there.

 

Whats the update on where Yoda is at the moment?

 

Well he got to Germany, I know that much.

So the little green git is out of my hands for good.

I have no idea where he is now? I think I remember reading something about them having troubles with the time table in Germany. They wanted him sent ASAP, but the Germans were inclined to hang onto him for a bit.

Not sure where he is now, i'll do some checking and get back to you.

 

Any word on where he is then?

 

I did actually check up on this. He was sent from Germany and is now lost in customs in Denmark... Or was it Holland??

Anyway, it would seem that Yoda's world tour is somewhat cursed. At this rate he'll should get back home to the US sometime around 2015.

Personally, I blame the French. They started all this trouble.

 

Seems like a good idea, I mean even if they arnt to blame... still blame them.

 

I think this tour is slightly more work than the organisers imagined, which is a shame as they are doing it primarly as a teaching exercise for the kids.

You can't really teach much we he does one country every 6 months. Though I suppose there are valuable lessons to be taught on the finer points of border control and import duty.

 

Hah I always imagine border control people not really caring what goes in and out but I guess a green small toy yoda is considered a risk to national security.

 

Try telling that to Palpatine!

 

Well I dont think Palps would be worried about Yoda, he kicked his butt once he could do it a seccond time.

 

I suppose. But ultimately Yoda was partly resonsible for the end of the Empire and Palp's death. For without him Luke would have not been trained in the arts of the Jedi and would have been no threat to his glorious rule!

 

Yeah, it's a shame Vader didn't use protection.
Luke's a moron...

 

I've never heard of any protection in the SW universe? Though i'm sure there would be some about. There's probably a whole line of Mandalorian condoms.

Though you have to blame Padme for getting pregnant. Anakin was off fighting a Galactic War for gods sake, I doubt he had time between fighting driod armies and Sith Lords to pop into his local chemist. Whereas Padme had ample time and opportunity to go see her doctor herself, or even send a hand maiden to pick something up...

 

Did she even have handmaidens in Ep3? I mean she wasnt queen in Ep2 but she had 1...

 

Well ok, maybe not handmaidens, but she was bound to have Senitorial Staff and assistants. Hell, send an intern out to the chemist, that's what they're there for!!