Discussion in 'London UK' started by DarthToeNail, Nov 7, 2003.
this is the place to pay your last respects to our dear departed friend yoshee
*throws handful of dirt onto coffin*
Small turnout isn't it?
carves smily face in tombstone.
Pfft, he'll be back.
But what the heck.
*points towards a great big road*
That's the way to Heaven, Yoshee-boy! Don't mind the sign saying "Hell", they're just trying to be clever!
*Chucks concrete fence posts and generally heavy concrete objects on the top of the coffin... just incase*
See ya buddy... we'll miss you...
Who we burying again?
.... Is this the....
... No wrong place sorry
Oh well, since you're here, have a doughnut.
Thanks *Munches doughnut*
So who's getting married?!
*urinates on coffin*
"ahh thats better"
*carves 'about time' on coffin*
so its round to stormtrooper_fans for party i mean wake
Yoshee is........to the stars.
Yeah lets go back to mine and really celeb..... I mean think about our lost friend!!
You see I got 12 cans of Stella here cause I thought there was a party, but...
... wanna can?
i got the fairy cakes
Be warned, I may get very drunk.
Well I would... but I don't drink... even at partys
*Hands around cans*
Come on S_f one can won't do any harm, will it?
runs in with pants on his head.
Well... thanks but I'm not very good when I'm drunk so I'll pass thanks... I'm bad enough without alcohol
errrrr they're Yoshs old pants UGHHHHHHH!!!!
crashes into post & is knocked out.
D'ya know SithDarthRichie, you are like, you know a top guy, my mate all my life, I mean were kids and you were like top and you know we go back alotta years and.... man... you calling me a ****
*Staggers over to graveyard porter and batters him*
*Gets out razor and shaving foam... looks at DTN...*
Which eyebrow shall we shave off while Richie is out cold then?
*trys to shag the cat*
man im drunk,good doo stormie
Sod the eyebrows go for the pubes!!!
My partys... er WAKES are legendary
*Shaves off ALL Richies hair EVERYWHERE*
*Draws comedy moustache on his face with permanent marker and puts him upside down behind the telly*
*Takes incriminating pics for later*
Shaves the Cat...