It's pretty simple, folks. Post quotes from your favourite movie and TV shows here. I'll get the ball rolling, with some quotes from one of my favourite movies...SPACEBALLS! (trying to get the combo for the Druid Air Shield) King Roland: One. Dark Helmet: One. Colonel Sandurz: One. King Roland: Two. Dark Helmet: Two. Colonel Sandurz: Two. King Roland: Three. Dark Helmet: Three. Colonel Sandurz: Three. King Roland: Four. Dark Helmet: Four. Colonel Sandurz: Four. King Roland: Five. Dark Helmet: Five. Colonel Sandurz: Five. Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard! That's the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage! Colonel Sandurz: Thank you, your highness! *turns off the movie* Dark Helmet: What did you do?! Colonel Sandurz: I turned off the wall. Dark Helmet: No, you didn't! You turned off the whole movie! Colonel Sandurz: I must have pressed the wrong button! Dark Helmet: Well, put it on! Put the movie back on! (at "Now" in the movie) Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? Colonel Sandurz: You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that's happening now, is happening "now." Dark Helmet: Well go back to then. Colonel Sandurz: When? Dark Helmet: Now. Colonel Sandurz: We can't. Dark Helmet: Why? Colonel Sandurz: We missed it. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Dark Helmet: When will then be now? Colonel Sandurz: Soon. Dark Helmet: How soon? Video Guy: Sir! Dark Helmet: What?! Video Guy: We found their location! Dark Helmet: Where?! Video Guy: It's the moon of Vega! Colonel Sandurz: Good work! Set coruse and prepare for our arrival! Dark Helmet: When?! Video Guy: 1900 hours, sir! Colonel Sandurz: By High Noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners! Dark Helmet: WHO?! Barf: I know we need the money, but... Lone Starr: Listen! We're not just doing this for money... We're doing it for a **** LOAD of money! Barf: Oh, you're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you - you're always right. Colonel Sandurz: Out of order? Dark Helmet: ****! Even in the future, nothing works! Dark Helmet: Careful, idiot! I said across the nose, not up it! [Gunner turns around, revealing he's squint-eyed] Laser Gunner: I'm sorry, Sir, I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major: I did Sir, he's my cousin. Dark Helmet: [turns to Sandurz] Who is that man? Colonel Sandurz: He's an ***hole Sir. Dark Helmet: I know that but what's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name Sir. ***hole, Major ***hole. Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an ***hole too sir. Gunners Mate, 1st Class Philip ***hole. Dark Helmet: How many ***holes we got on this ship anyway? Crew: YO! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by ***holes. *slams helmet shut* Dark Helmet: Keep firing ***holes! That last quote, BTW, happens to contain, what I feel to be, one of the universal truths of the universe. I'll let you figure out what it is.