JCC **** you don't have the patience for

Please, if I were bullying you, you'd know Gersh. Don't flatter yourself.

 

Oooh yes, I have lots to add here*.

People who have to take offence at anything or anybody who goes against their opinions or worldview.
^ And who are so un-self conscious they can't see they're worse than those they whine about.
People of a certain political persuasion the details of which I won't mention here.
Traffic lights. A local set in my area has to go through about seven permutations {because that's 'safe') and a whole cycle is about four to five minutes.
The website of my university. Could you make it load more slowly please? No, really, I've got all day...
People who don't get sarcasm.
People who do 98 in the outside lane. I know our national speed limit (110) is from 1852, but surely you can at least do that!
Robocalls.
(This pertains to the forum) People who speak postmodernist. You're using words but they mean nothing.

You should try driving in Victoria. Speed camera induced schizophrenia.

*I didn't say it was quality.

 

Bad lighting in a mini-golf course at night.

 

Silly Tunick, the minigolf is tomorrow.

 

Ungrateful demon cats that decide to slice your feet open after you've fed them a whole tin of fish for dinner and won't feed them more til tomorrow.

Especially when they curl up on your chest to fall asleep and pretend like nothing ever happened.

 

People who post massive laundry lists to threads like this. No one cares. Just post something funny or original.

 

People who derail your Facebook post with their bull.

 

If we split the lists up, some people would accuse us of trying to boost post counts or something.

 

Again, the point is not to split them. The point is never to post them.

 

Was it an attractive bull or a boring looking bull?

 

Boring. Not even a good looking one. Just banal and common.

 

irony...

oh, i have patience for that. just making an observation.

 

Gum

Stop chewing it, people... you look and sound repulsive.

 

just learning to chew gum with your mouth closed would be a huge improvement. I could live with that.

 

Children

 

Screaming children and the parents who don't attempt to do anything about it.

 

Those too.

 

Speaking of family chat groups: chain messages of the "please forward this to 40 of your contacts or you'll die of a flea infestation" variety. No thanks, I'll take my chances.

 

Pronouns. Knock it off with them.






... Wait, ****.

 

Godot

 

• Iconoclasts
• Vegetarians
• Bashi-bazouks
• Filibusters
• Blackguards
• Pithecanthropuses
• Anachronisms
• List nazis
• Bagpipers
• Ectoplasm
• Troglodytes
• Duck-billed platypuses
• Rhizopods
• Blue blistering barnacles
• Hooligans
• Space lizards
• Fuzzy-wuzzies
• Certified diplodocuses

 

Lifting as a lifestyle.

 

• Philistines!

 

BuzzFeed.