Fun You know you're a nerd when...

... you refer to 7.47 (am or pm) as "Jumbo time".

 

No, what am I supposed to think of?

 

When you find yourself having warm feelings for a septic tank emptying tanker.

 

During Desert Storm the porta-potties in our base were emptied by septic trucks with names: Dookie Monster is the only one I remember that I can share here.

 

The Angels got the septic tank emptying tanker doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

 

I actually saw one of these up in town awhile back - that's how I knew about the company.

 

Also, you'd be even more of a nerd if you actually knew what the chemical code meant, which I don't

 

So.....nobody noticed the red TARDIS on the side of the tanker truck full of crap? I guess none of you are really nerds then.

 

I just remembered another one: The Turdinator

 

I did notice that when I posted it.

 

...you full on right to the forehead bump your skull on a roll up door and literally inside a second think, "I pulled a Stormtrooper."

 

You buy a vegan "leather" knapsack in red and notice they refer to the color as deep red, which makes me think of Dario Argento's Deep Red. I then proceed to hum the theme. Dun-da-da, da-da,da-da, dun da-da, da.

 

If you know you are a nerd, are you still a nerd?

 

...you're 4 year old nephew asks for lightsaber flavored candy canes when he meant Life Savers.

 

When you're "reading" Rasputin's Hellboy diary while wearing a classic Eye of Agamotto shirt.

 

When you're at the eye doctor and they tell you to blink, you think to yourself, "I'm glad there aren't any Weeping Angels around."

 

And you're such a fan of Batman that...

 

When your looking at fic on AO3 and number of one fic's kudos is 1701.

 

When you promise to help an older nerd to stream the new Picard show so we can both fangirl over it.

 

You rang?

 

Your dining room table four days after Christmas.

 

Sorry, there wasn’t a nice way to say,” nerd who is thirty years older than me”

 

Shambles next to you and repeats your query
in Lurch's voice.

@queen of the jackalopes Ancestral Nerd will do.