Buff, NY You Know You're a Star Wars Nerd When...

...You lie to an old lady saying that you do martial arts in order to buy a gi for your Luke Skywalker costume. And I feel really bad about it so please don't think I'm a rotten guy

 

... you go through the house trying to see what you can eBay/Craig's List so you can buy a lightsaber...

 

...your work day is made brighter by looking at the clock and seeing 11:38. Seriously, it's awesome.

 

...you have fond memories of eating a bowl of kellogg's c-3po's cereal while listening to the story, "Droid World" on you record player.

 

.... Your bored and its raining so first thing you do is reach for a Star Wars book or work on repairing old costume or making new one

 

...you wonder what Kamino is like after it stops raining

 

you get excited to go to a Star Wars theme wedding

 

...you keep a Star Wars book in your bag.

 

...You criticize people who say jedis and siths, and not Jedi and Sith as plural nouns

 

you debate with friends the actual power of the death star and argue of the true speed of the falcon

 

Your co-worker says they spotted your costume photo on Facebook and they say, "I didn't know you were one of those people..."

 

You go to two different Home Depots in the same day just to add something cool to a lightsaber.

 

you quote movie lines as commentary for a fireworks display.

 

You stay inside two beautiful Summer days in a row to work on costume while watching star wars movies... well also to take advantage of air conditioning. LOL

 

... When you need to get away from life's Down and outs, and only thing that really works is to read a Star Wars book to do that. Needless to say I have read almost everyone out there, and some more than once. LOL

 

you put in countless hours of practice to learn a routine for a 2 minute part in a duel. Those two minutes by the way.....awesome!

 

...you laugh when other movies quote Star Wars. The sad part is when you have to explain it to the 5 people that haven't seen any star wars movie.

 

...You go camping for a couple days and after you get there realize that half the clothes you packed are Star Wars related along with a good star wars book..... Oh yes I was rocking the North Ridge shirt in Alleghany.

 

You try to use the force to get the remote control...

 

Sit on the edge of your seat, just like and with the kids, during the Clone Wars Season 3 premier.

 

Find yourself sitting on the floor in the middle of ToysRUs reading Star Wars books alongside my kids...

 

watch Star Wars movies but very carefully study the costumes to see which ones you can do next...

 

You look at your recent Sideshow Collectibles collection and say, "Damn! That's where all my money for the dishwasher we need so badly went."

 

Argue with my 7 year old over who is going to get to keep the stormtrooper blaster we got off of Craig's list... him... or ME!!

 

you try to convince your son to get the really cool 3D Clone Wars book at the book fair instead of Diary of a Wimpy Kid 5, a book ALL the kids are reading right now!