You know you're old when........

While your grandma is telling you one of her infamous "when I was your age" stories, you find yourself nodding with sudden understanding.

 

You wake up with pie-face every morning even though you havent touched a drop in days and have been sleeping 8 hours a night all week.

 

You start having The Tooth Dream on a regular basis.

 

You and your teeth don't sleep together.

 

Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.

 

Staying in on a Saturday night to work on a 2000 piece puzzle is the most fun you've had in a long time.

 

When your knees buckle and your belt won't.

 

Go Jyro!!

 

Still being awake at midnight and deciding to go ahead and start on that double-sided crack puzzle your friend sent you home with until you get tired... Thinking that will help the insomnia

 

When the little gray haired person you help cross the street is your spouse.

 

You become a frequent visitor to Amnesia Lane.

 

All the names in your address book end in M.D.

 

when, ah, well, i got nothin

 

You get your hearing aid mixed up with a suppository!

 

When you snort instead of laugh. Drinking liquids while snorting can lead to aspiration and certain death.

 

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

 

When you have to explain the Clash.

 

When you overhear someone discussing the Union of the Snake, and you fret not, cuz you realize that they are talking about Duran Duran.

 

When all you want to do ever minute of every day is go on vacation. And Rock the Casbah. Yeh, baby!

 

Somebody has been digging in their old tape collection... Man I can't even play a tape in my car any more.

Anyone remember 8 tracks? How about 75's?

 

I had an 8 track player. I had the grease soundtrack, the beegees and Judy Garland live at Radio City Music Hall. I had an musically eclectic youth. And I'm old.

 

I've still got about 10 LP's at home. But no turntable. I actually have a 45 of Max Headroom?! That's scary.

I think Madonna's Like A Virgin LP is the oldest I have. Well, not counting Mozart!

You know you're old when you tell your kids to turn their music down.

Oddly enough, that statement works in reverse too.

You know you're old when your kids ask you to turn your music down!

 

You know you're old when you start thinking mandatory school uniforms are a darn good idea.

 

You know you're old when the profound and oddly poignant music of your youth is used to sell software, baby diapers and automobiles.

 

auuuuuuuuutooooooooomobbbbbillllllllllles?



you're old if you know what movie THAT is from, lol.