Young, Free, and Single

She dumped me on monday.

She started talking to me and I went over her house on monday. We talked, and generally had fun together, and I asked her if we were going out.

She was still deciding, so I sent her a text message that said I assumed she had dumped me.

So she technically hasn't said that she has dumped me, but I assume she has.

So now I'm Young, Free and Single





and a bit lonely

 

shell be back..... they always are....like VD

 

She won't be back.

But I still want to be friends with her.

 

I think this is an excellent tactical maneouvre on your part, Garrett.

Not only will the Laydeez of Da World be rejoicing @ your singledom but your Dumper will be confused, as technically you've become a Dumpee of your own free will.

As you've removed her choice, I'd say she's quite likely to decide that's not what she wants after all, as she never decided it.

// slaps Garrett on the back

Don't text her. You'll blow your cover.

 

whatever you do, DON'T text her.

Howdee folks. Everybody OK this fine and sunny morning?

 

join the club

~~Gives Garrett a hug~~

 

Texting is evil.

 

//singing

Coz I'm young free and single
I just wanna mingle with you babay

 

Hey, to get back at her you could always pretend that you're gay. That always works a treat.

 

Soz Luci, but there's a difference between being the raving fairy you are and pretending to be one

 

how would you know about that Andy?

 

He's still in denial Andy.















Unlike you.

 

Rwlationships are highly overated

 

puts on a Steps CD

What?!

 

lmao @steps CD

well they do work well with your shirt

 

Chet, when would you like your Barbera Streisand Collection back? And the best of Andrew Lloyd Webber?

 

Well I've decided I suck majorly in the art of women.

A couple of days ago I went to a gig at the Concorde 2 in Brighton. I was right near the stage so I was in quite close contact with the crowd, and there was this quite nice lass to the right of me which my mate said was checking me out. And do you know what I did? Being the Mr. Smoooooooth that I am??



Absolutely bugger all.
I had very disturbing dreams that night.

 

no, I told you I don't like them. I'm not gay. But with you being so gay, I bought them for you. Cause I is a nice bloke and you were so scared of coming out the closet.

 

well I decided to give up on men for a while anyway.

Wouldnt matter if I asked a guy out, they normally run away in the opposite direction

 

Pillock - why didn't you offer to show her the inside of your bandana?

 

LOL. That's not what the majority of guys here seem to think LV.

 

Andy **cough**coursework**cough**

 

BEER...... Its been helping ugly people have sex for years!!!!

thats all I have to say on the matter, im going back to my cell

 

Well my Bandana was playing up on me. Whenever I headbang or generally jump around like a lunatic it tends to loosen itself. I ended up throwing half of my friends smirnoff ice over my head (I thought it was water) in an effort to make it stay on.

 

on here yes

~~slaps metz~~ ok I've had enough of this if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything