FF:SA Your CR is now Single again

Thats right Adalia Durron is single again.

her marriage is null and void.

Seems the Church and the state dont see eye to eye.

So guys if you want to have a chance, heres the deal.

you better be a good cricket player.

And drive a Holden, No fords. Otherwise she is going to run you over in her car.

You better be good with kids. Shes got six kids and seven dogs.

oh and a croc! With a nasty underbite. (I lost a finger to him)

You have to like Star Trek.

Oh you have to do the laundry and the dishes.

And be a really good cook.

Not to mention work on computers.


Oh one more thing, You have to have a doury. No cattle here, Just dinero, I aint letting her go without anything less than ten grand. But if you have more and others are doing better than we can negotiate.

let the games begin.

 

hahahahahaha
everyone needs a brother like you lol

 

Ok, I got some good leads,

Does anyone know the exchange rate of the australian dollar to the Yen. I am getting an offer of a million yen from some executive of Yamamoto heavy industries. Seems legit too.


And whats the deal with the Saudis, Do they have a thing for redheads. Cause they asked me to send all the redheads I could for their harems.

And get this, some guy who says he is her husband is willing to give me his Holden Commodore as collateral.

Sure hope its fast.

but seriously this guy doesnt stand a chance. He doesnt even know how to do the dishes when I asked him.

 

one australian dollar is about 82 yen, so your looking at about 12 grand from Mr Yamamoto. Thats not bad...

But the oil rich Saudis should be able to beat a measlely 12,000. That would be pocket change for them, Spec if what you say about red heads is true


By the way did i mention the sheiks get around in Holden Statesman's, holdens have a contract suppling the royal family

 

In a nice way but..... eeeeewwwwwww.....
she's my MOM dude.....

 

you mean Aus Post actually delivers stuff on time!!! damm i thought you would be lucky to get it before you left for the states

 

Crap I wanted to vacation in the Red Sea.

I wanted wanton luxury.

Thanks Sis! I hope you are happy.

Oh, btw any chance of getting my ring back that your croc swallowed.

It was my favorite decoder ring.

 

fat chance, well I will buy you a drink when hell freezes over.