Your Favorite Porg Recipe

Porg fajitas

 

Porg confit

 

Sloppy porgs

 

Porg on the cob

 

Porg Stroganoff
General Tso's porg

 

Hawaiian porg, with double pineapple, please.

 

Porg stew and dumplings.

 

Sesame Porg

 

Stuffed crust porg

 

Porg tacos

 

Porg lasagna

 

PLT

 

Panini with Porg salami, mozzarella cheese and onions.

 

A man was driving his speeder down the road when he noticed a porg in his rearview mirror. It was running after him. He hit the accelerator, but the porg ran faster, keeping right behind the speeder. He went to full throttle, but the porg was still right behind him. Then it moved into the passing lane and ran ahead of the speeder. As it passed, he stared in amazement; the porg had 3 legs. The driver did his best to keep up, and he just barely managed to keep the porg in sight as it exited the road and turned in at a porg farm. The man parked the speeder, looked around, and saw a porg farmer.
"Excuse me," said the driver. "Did a 3-legged porg just pass this way?"
"Yep," said the farmer. "We breed them here."
"That's crazy! Why do you breed 3-legged porgs?"
"I like the drumstick, the missus likes the drumstick, and our youngling likes the drumstick. I got tired of fightin' over the drumsticks every time we had fried porg fer supper, so I started breeding 3-legged porgs."
"Oh... I guess that makes sense. How do they taste."
"Dunno. Never managed to catch one."

 

^ Made me in the mood for a three courses of porg

 

All meat pizza - porg, ewok, jawa and some pickled ugnaught to make my mouth water.

 

Porg kerplach(Jewish style dumplings)
Porg Cesar salad

When visiting the state of Georgia, Porg and waffles for breakfast

 

Has anyone said Kentucky Fried Porg yet?

 

Quattro Formaggi Porg

 

I like to put them on a skewer and barbecue them. They go with most any marinades. Just make sure to flip them over so they can scorch equally on both sides.

 

Porg Crispies: Snap, Crackle, Chirp

 

Porg pot pie.

 

Porgella

 

Porgen Tetrazini

 

Porg ravioli