Oceania zomg lol new James Bond LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HE SHOULD!!!!111!!!one!

Wiki = E_Sai Light. Not as funny, but better for you.

Plus it does not obnoxiously use multiple languages in its writing.

 

Good ole Ender.

he kinda reminds me of the "scary principal" on the Simpsons

listen up you little FREAKS!!!
EDIT: don't worry Ender, there's still love there man!

 

Johnnage, that is a beautiful analogy.

 

If it's all the same to you, I'd rather be thought of as Edmund Blackadder. I'm far too sarcastic to be an American creation.

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Can't you see the thinly veiled contempt?

Spammage, you can be George.

E_S

 

I have an eerie sense of deja vu about this, Slack Bladder.

 

You too, eh?

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Who were you again, Hawk? Captain Darling? General Melchett?

E_S

 

I would ask to be Queenie but I'm male. . .

Who's Baldrick?

 

well as you lads have previously compared me to Quagmire before, I'd have to say I'm more like the insane Gremlin from gremlins 2: the new batch
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Actually, I've changed my mind.

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"'Darling'? That's a funny name for a chap. The last person I called 'darling' was pregnant 20 seconds later!"

 

you= a funny

 

E_S = Captain Edmund Blackadder
Boogie = Squadron Commander The Lord Flashheart
HawkNC = Brigadier General Melchett
Spammage = Lieutenant George
???? = Baldrick
???? = Captain Darling
We need a malodorous runt with room temperature IQ and an officious git named Darling. Any takers?

E_S

 

The advent of a split personality named Ronald who enjoys accountancy and bean counting could constitute my being at times officious, yet my chronic alcoholism has probably lowered this cobbler's quotient into what is at best farenheit room temperature levels.

So to be frank, I'd qualify for either. Kind of like my view toward Owen or this other git; if it's made like the more recent bond films, who is picked doesn't matter, 'cos it'll all end up a tad stinky for my tastes anyway.

 

Good to see PoT and his thesaurus post again.

 

Stinky, I've decided that you're a nice person. How's life.

 

You know, PoT has a point. It doesn't matter who is chosen, it'll probably end up trash anyway.

 

Shara is Bob, btw.

 

I was thinking more Foxi.

E+S

 

Heh, yeah, I agree with E_S on this issue.

 

Hey, don't shoot the messenger, I'm just posting what I'm told to post.

 

Ah, in that case, Shara = Alexander Haig?

Back to the subject of Bond; I suppose that we should all be very greatful that Orlando Bloom (what a callow little twerp he is) wasn't cast.

E_S

 

Hey Ender, i was Baldrick remember

 

Ah, yes, Marv-rick. I wondered what that smell was...

E_S

 

Yeah, I agree Ender. Bloom could quite possibly have been worse than Moore, and that's no easy feat.

 

I can't even understand how Bloom could have been in the running. His acting range is limited to staring off into the distance and squinting.

 

No, stinrab, you're forgetting he can say things while staring off into the distance.

Like, "Orcs". Or "Pirates".