JCC Embrace The FU - Formerly the STAR WARS IS BAD thread

Senator & Mrs. Bossk Blutarsky
Washington, D.C.

 

Okay so now we're on to in-game shots.

 

And another. It looks like they should each be holding a cup of coffee.

 

Peaches are coming in mighty fine this year.

 

Good thing that it says "Entertainment". I would not have guessed.

 

It does look very dull.

 

If they start weeping, Order 67 clearly consists of unloading the trash compactor on the country side.

 

...wtf?

 

I just learned something I'd never heard before - how the Millenium Falcon got it's name .
We all know that the original ship was the blockade runner and they realised it looked too much like a Space 99 ship so switched the design .
ok , but then as a reaction to this problem they called it the Millennium Falcon as an in-joke , why? think about it:
Space 1999 Eagle ->
Millennium Falcon.

I got this from SFX and they say its been confirmed.

 

I'm pretty dumb. I went right from playing with the Eagle to playing with the Falcon, and I still need to have somebody point out the similarity forty years later.

 

I'd never once given more than a few seconds of thought as to how the Falcon got its name.

 

the similarity was between the Eagle and what became the Blockade Runner.

 

I meant in the name.

 

Looks like Rey can now heal others and shoots lightning bolts from her fingers accidentally.
I am pretty sure she is the child of Sheev and ET

 

I hope there's an entire episode that just consists of Gina Carano's character and her girlfriend working on their space farm.

 

I hope the girlfriend's name is Coral.

 

Hayden Christensen might return as Darth Vader for a prequel series.

 

one can only hope.

 

Get a nice paycheck for walking around and gesturing while other people do most of the acting (voiceover) and stunt work? Sign me up!

 

Half a week and no posts in this thread? It's like SW isn't even trying to be bad anymore.

 

You kind of have to seek it out right now, like if you read the Star Wars Adventures comics, those continue to be pretty bad and unmemorable.

 

Oh I have a nugget of awfulness about Episode IX if the latest rumours are true.

Let's just say that...

Spoiler

I hope you all like that final shot of Rogue One. Because Creepy Carrie tech is supposedly making a return.

 

Oh, they're doing something they said they wouldn't be doing?
That's no news.

 

They said they wouldn't make a bad SW movie, right?

 

Spoiler

They never said anything about not making characters look younger.

Just that Carrie wasn't being replaced.