Zow! I've burned myself with a hot pocket.

Honestly, I believed there is nuclear fusion going on in one of those things. The temperature is hot enough to split the very fabric of the mighty atom.

I was eating a hot pocket and watching Sabrina: The Teenage Witch. It was like a train wreck, horrible but I couldn't look away. Then my hot pocket spilled onto my leg, blistering me. I hadn't even had the chance to blow on it, which as we all know, can cool any food instantly.

Ouch.

Now that I talk about it, forget nuclear fusion, that's nothing compared to the heat generated by a hot pocket that's been in my microwave for 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

Who knows hot pocket first aid?

 

Is the hot pocket all right?! Is it still edible...?!

 

Well.. they aren't called "Warm" Pockets.

 

let that be a lesson to ya, B'omarr.

 

who'da thunk it?

 

Then my hot pocket spilled onto my leg, blistering me

Dude, arent you wearing pants or something?

 

Come. Let me cool if off with my windiness....




Mace Windy,
three years, doesn't it just blow you away!?

 

Dude, you should totally sue the Hot Pockets people, just like those idiots who sued McDonald's because they spilled hot coffee on themselves.

Is there a warning on the box of Hot Pockets - "Warning: Contents of Hot Pockets are hot after heating"? If not, call your lawyer.

Is the hot pocket all right?! Is it still edible...?!

Are Hot Pockets ever really "edible"?

 

And it's another great moment in JC history....

 

I'm in Texas, where we have to wear shorts. Even fat old men who only own black socks have to wear shorts.

Don't worry, the hot pocket was still edible, as it was only off the plate for less than 3 seconds.

EDIT: There was no warning branded on to the hot pocket itself, so I think I've got a case. This is going to ruin my shot at the 2004 Olympics

 

Oh, well, thank God...!

 

Well.. they aren't called "Warm" Pockets.


I don't think you understand. Have you guys ever heard of Hell? It's like a ski resort compared to the contents of a hot pocket.

 

As my dear old dad told me after I had touched a hot piece of metal, "Watch out, it's hot."


Latre!

 

"It's like a ski resort compared to the contents of a hot pocket."

It's the truth. One of the most frightening sounds I've ever heard is the sizzle of a hot pocket that has begun to pop in the oven. I've often wondered if I could blow up my kitchen is I kept it in too long.

Amazing.

 

I think the US should pull those from the markets. Who needs a nuke when you have a HOT POCKET?!

 

It is that little thing that you put the hot pocket in, its based on that stuff they found after that flying saucer went down in Roswell in the 40s. Thats the Aliens plan they are trying to burn us alive with our own hotpockets... and were just letting them get away with it!! I almost burned my face off with a ham and cheese Hot Pocket! Spontaneous human combustion..? I think not! Mysterious that it happens only when people are sitting in front of the TV in lazy boy recliner!! Am I right? But who would ever suspect??I'll tell you what though I'm not gonna let em get away with it.. soon as my face heals and I can talk again I am going to bust this story wide open@ as god is my witness Damn you dirty apes!

 

Sue em for all thier worth!

DarthNut,
the nuttiest guy around.

 

You want me to sue the aliens??

Are you carzy?? How can I sue aliens??








They don't have the same kind of money we have! DUH!

 

Were it a Lean pocket, I could understand your confusion, but a Hot Pocket kinda gives itself away.

BTW, what flavor was it? If it was one of them with cheese and broccoli, you deserved to get burned. eewwww, brocolli...

 

I definitely WOULD try to sue them. If anybody needs any pointers, let me know, as I am currently involved in a lawsuit of my own. We're suing Pringles because I cut my hand reaching way down into one of the Pringles containers trying to retrieve some chips.

I'm tired of getting burned by Hot Pockets. I actually got burned by a LEAN Pocket. And I don't see the word 'hot' anywhere on the box.

 

I thought I was the only one.

 

Oh man, this is the funniest thread I've read in a long time...eeee...::wipes away tear::

 

::snores::

 

lol, I know, Ariana.

I was laughing pretty hard.

 

WindexedStormTropper says:"We're suing Pringles because I cut my hand reaching way down into one of the Pringles containers trying to retrieve some chips."

...

Did you ever look at the inside of the pringles container..?????

Just look in there... look familiar..?

Do I have to spell it out for you!!??!?!

All right! I will! Does it by any chance look like the inside of the hot pocket microwave heating apparatus!?!?

Well does it!! DAMN YOU DIRTY APES!!