JCC So we have a 16yo japanese schoolgirl staying with us for the next fortnight

Unfortunately she only knows two english words, and "yes" and "no" are not those words.

 

What you'll have here is...failure to communicate!

 

McDonalds and Obama?

 

No, Tsunami and Karate.

 

Here is an idea, any thing you want to say to her like how to catch the bus, or where to go or what time of night she has to be in bed or even general wishes just go to a translation program online and type it in and give her a print.
Then maybe if you want to communicate with her use the same programs to talk. Well write out what you want to say.

Hello, dinner time is at six.

ok, translation to japanese isn't working on the boards. but I did use this site.

http://translation.babylon.com/english/to-japanese/

 

Take pictures of her school uniform, that's what I would do at least.

 

Does she look like this? [image=http://i.imgur.com/0nQoT.jpg]

 

I don't see how this thread could possibly take a turn for the worse.

 

Kiki, use your imagination. It's the JCC.

 

OW, and YOW!!!

 

Decoded again you sick ****!

 

I'm surprised that any Japanese school attendee doesn't know any English, it's compulsory there. You should chide her for her poor study habits.

 

Genius

 

looool @ Vin

 

The standard of English teaching there is so poor that I'm surprised any of them escape with any English whatsoever.

 

Is she bringing a Geiger counter and iodine with her?

 

Yeah, because she must be from the small part of Japan where this is even relevant.

 

Exactly like that, actually.

Marcus, I will chide her poor study habits today, but I expect her to give me the same vacant stare as when I ask her "are you hungry?"

 

Before anything really demented gets posted I'd like to say that you're all perverts. That said, can we start getting some tasteless and hentai-related comments going?

Thank you.



Perverts.

 

Is she part of a absurdly powerful student council?

 

I don't know because she doesn't speak. What are the signs?

 

Bossy, bunch of people who do her bidding, lack of any ACTUAL schoolwork, etc

 

delve straight into the pampers!

 

This is the single best post on the entire JCC in the last month. At least.

 

It is customary for her to give you a pair of her panties in gratitude.

If you're not interested in them PM me and we can work out a deal.

I'm very interested in them....for cultural reasons.