JCC Victories and Triumphs!

Really? That never happened before? Damn! And I thought my fast food places were bad...

 

The book Stardoc has been off shelves for years. I have searched many a used bookstores trying to find. Today, it is in my hands.

 

I special ordered Chocolate Malt-O-Meal in bulk. I consider that a victory on the Supermarkets who decided to stop carrying it in their pathetic attempt to dictate what I want to eat from their "marketing and research"

 

A few days ago the guy behind the counter in a video games store gave me his number.

Also today I ate ice cream and 4 blueberry muffins. The muffins had a disappointing sponge to blueberry ratio but all in all, they were still delicious.

EDIT: Also got a new high score in Fruit Ninja Arcade mode.

 

We won our basketball game tonight and I made two baskets!

 

I thought you were the coach?

 

I'm the coach when the other coach doesn't show up. Otherwise I play cuz I'm a baller like that.

 

Spent the last couple weeks getting the house and a guest room in order to have daughter's mother in law stay with me over the weekend. She had a great time!

 

I drove from Fullerton to Glendale at back at 55 mpg and I was running the A/C!

(I consider this a First World Triumph.)

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...hant-tramples-to-death-suspected-poacher.html

Not really a personal victory, but still awesome.

 

Awesome! Can you buy me some Legos??

 

At Starbucks today, I stood in line behind a woman who had "Je ne regrette rien" tattooed on the back of her neck. I refrained from asking the obvious follow-up question.

 

I got a free lunch today

 

THERE'S NO SUCH THING

 

I successfully avoided getting robbed/whatever this evening with my cunning skills + agility.

 

What happened?

 

I got cornered/harassed in the yogurt aisle while shopping, then the dudes waited outside until I left the store. They started following + shouting crap but thankfully hollywood + tourists = lots of crowds to lose people in. There's something about supermarkets that always seems to attract shady people.

 

'Murica!

 

GUYS I GOT PUBLISHED

it's on the internet, so it only halfway counts. but still.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/how-to-own-a-smartphone-and-still-be-human/

 

Sounds rough though. You need that pepper spray.

 

1. awesome!

2. "I was in a bar last week with a bunch of friends and something made me to look up from my iPhone for a second."

this is kind of a tragic opening. you don't need the "to" in that sentence. i was ready to HATE the rest of your article, but i didn't.

3. why would you murder an innocent ant? you are a horrible person.