JCC Poems by Google Autocomplete

God, I love these things. I know there are websites dedicated to these things, but I'm having fun going on the site and creating my own.

Typed in "When we h" to get the below gem.

When we honestly ask ourselves
When we hit our lowest point
When we hear a Christmas carol
When we have faces

I actually find that one genuinely beautiful.

Typed in "The president is" and got this one.

The president is elected by
The president is coming
The president is part of the legislative branch
The president is responsible for

That's like the words that would be on a modernist, protest collage about the increasing power of the executive. The double entendre is what pushes it over into total genius.

 

Heartbreaking Love Poem

Why do I fart so much
Why do I sweat so much
Why do I crave salt
Why do I love him

 

why is the sky blue
why is the ocean salty
why is the carbon cycle important
why is there blood in my poop

 

From "When I g"

When I grow up
When I get you alone
When I get where I'm going
When I get bald

 

A moving modern hymn.

From "Jesus has"

Jesus has overcome
Jesus has a rocking chair
Jesus has mi caractar
Jesus has a tattoo

 

Who succeeded Henry VIII
Who succeeded Abraham Lincoln as President
Who supported Prohibition
Who supported Obamacare

 

Can you run it
Can you run out of sperm
Can you run while pregnant
Can you run it mac

Today I learned
Today I found out
Today I feel silly
Today I die

 

where do bed bugs come from
where do babies come from
where do bats live
where do boogers come from

 

I'm just impressed "Can you run while pregnant" is third in Rogue1-and-a-half 's Google searches...

mavjade 's second one... not so surprising...

 

"poop is"

Poop is green
Poop is light brown
Poop is yellow
Poop is stuck

The last line brought a tear to my eye.

 

Why can't we be friends
Why can't Muslims eat pork
Why can't we break down cellulose
Why can't I find a job
Why can't this be love

 

dp4m is

 

Let's get it on
Lets get high
Let's get it started
Let's get cooking

 

Hitler K Tercet

Hitler killed
Hitler Kitty
Hitler killed how many

 

what is my ip
what is my ip address
what is the sum of the entries in a row of the incidence matrix for an undirected graph
what is love

 

dp4m:
dp4mobile
dp4mobile demo vasco com
dp4mobile demo

slightly_unhinged:
slightly unhinged movie
slightly unhinged meaning
slightly unhinged fashion
slightly unhinged gay icon (?!)

 

i'm just gonna freestyle this:

whither the smooth and delicate pup?
whither the harlots that holdeth the cup?
whither the will to ingest it all?
whither the courage?
whither the gall?

 

duende > google

 

duende.com

 

It would be my search engine of choice.

 

look out world!!!

 

"duende glass" currently in design phase. gonna have some incredible features!

 

hahahaha!

 

Damn, that one got serious quickly.