PT RYL: CURRENTLY CLOSED, NEW THREAD UNDER CONSTRUCTION; PLEASE USE WRETCHED HIVE FOR NOW, THANKS

Tell me everything about the movie, I have all night.

Also, if I'm stranded on a desert island, I may take the Endgame soundtrack instead, so that everyone in RYL can come to the island through portals whenever Portals plays.

 

Hold on, Chris never said that we would be trapped on the desert island

 

I would want to be shipwrecked with Billy Joel and a piano. I would make the poor guy play endlessly.

 

well:
first please note out of the marvelverse I have only seen the following:

Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3 (some of it )
Hulk
Avengers Assemble (1st one)
Avengers Age of Ultron
Spider-man homecoming
Spider-man far from home

so luckily I had someone with me telling me what was what throughout the film

overall it was like what I thought of the others, decent enough action flick, some funny moments here and there and the characters (well some of them) engaging.

Best Avenger has to be Thor by far.
Coolest looking Avenger: Black Panther (have no idea what his abilities are though since he spent this whole movie just charging at people)
most pointless why the **** are you even there Avenger: Black Widow (having no super human qualities or tech makes her a sitting duck surely, the filmmakers knew this and as a result she was hardly in it) wimpy hulk and some dude with wings that showed up like twice in it.
best freaking villain: the crypt keeper shushing dude!!!! why the frick did they

Spoiler

kill him off?

best lines: anything involving Thor calling the talking raccoon a rabbit "this is my friend, tree"
worst line: "who's my master? who's my...what are you expecting me to say Jesus?" said in such an aggressive manner it struck my scrupulosity (religious ocd) that I missed what they were saying for a few minutes afterwards.

overall: good, glad I watched it

 

And the Oscar for least objective Marvel reviewer goes to...Dandelo.

 

Supersonic Rocketship currently

I approve.

I approve

 

I try my best...wait what?

@Khalia Octa I'm glad

 

Good, good.



Glad you enjoyed it, and I agree with most of this stuff (though imo Falcon is really cool ) too. Also, if/when you ever watch Endgame, if you want to do a group viewing, let me know and we could watch it.

 

i would substitute Abbey Road for the White Album and The Joshua Tree for #5 (mayyybeee...there's not a lot of daylight for me between my adoration of those two albums) and as for #4...well, hell to the yeah

 

Dude that is Temuera Morrison

 

that's what the person I was with said too
he also explained why hawkeye wasn't in this one

 

ESB was on before and the "he's no good to me dead" still has me bemused

Lucas: Temuera....Temuera?
Morrison? *sleeping* hm?
Lucas: time for your line
Morrison: oh "he's no good to me dead" *snores*
Lucas: good enough, how is the new Jabba coming along?

 

Yep, Hawkeye moved to Arkansas and lived on another small farm.



I think it's still an unpopular opinion for me to say that Endgame is better than Infinity War, but yeah, I think Endgame is the better movie, so hopefully you'll enjoy that too.

 

I don't have too much to add in the discussion of Boba Fett voices, but I will say this:

Am I the only one who thinks it makes no sense that in one legends comic he defeats multiple Jedi with nothing but his fighting skill (no guns or anything if I remember correctly) yet he fights to practically a draw with Kenobi in AOTC? It makes sense he was killed by Windu, since Windu is one of the most powerful Jedi and Jango's jetpack malfunctioned, but how can jango beat multiple Jedi with just his hands?

 

I wouldn’t take too much issue with it, Chris Pratt (or I like to call him Crisp Rat) is a Christian himself, and he was okay with saying it

 

@s_heffley I will do my bae list if you like

@Prime Jedi: are you saying....you are Hawkeye?

because....fiction

everything is on the whim of the writer

 

Idk but just picture them changing Jango Fett's voice in a new PT SE ha ha your childhood ruined, you know, just because.

 

FINALLY

 

ahh ok

it just struck me because I wasn't expecting it plus I have pretty bad scrupulosity as I say. I even feel guilty like I condone it if I read people putting the F letter in omg (as in I've said the acronym myself in my head when reading).
Plus I doubt they would have put any other religious figure/icon in place of that line, which yes...bugs me in any movie/todays politics

 

because Chris Pratt is, you, know, the ultimate moral authority on all such matters.

 

1. Like Red on a Rose- Alan Jackson
2. Songs from Young Lovers- Frank Sinatra
3. Stardust- Willie Nelson
4. John Coltrane and Johnny Hartman
5. In Time- The Mavericks

 

awesome list. thank you.

 

Chris Pratt vs Christophero, who is the better Chris