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But it won't be on target. The couch will be about five feet to the left. The floor lamp will be in the kitchen...

 

Indeed, that is why I must adjust their off target methods. They do save me from having to lift the stuff by myself.. I mean the thrones are heavy.

 

Got your memo of moving instructions Empress (@Lady Belligerent),

just having some trouble getting to some of the boxes:

 

Emperor. Do I see a dress in your closet?

 

Her ways are higher than our ways.
Or so how every man hopes waiting on a lady.

I myself seek to purge often, I like having my collection down to Gypsie and Bedouin manageability.

What they say of Me:

 

Its one of the ways women show affection. They encroach on your space till there is none; she becomes everywhere, all consuming presence, and you learn to embrace it, accept it. For a day may come.. Immortal Gods forbid..when you will miss her taking up that space, and long to have her stuff invading your nooks, and crannies.

OOC: Oh dear Bogan Melancholy.. I am a mess today. Cried like three Dank Ferik times.

 

Realizes I am looking like this..


*Takes Lady Ballorum’s (@Lady Belligerent) tissues*

Uh I’ll get back to moving stuff from the old temple.

 

I made it, finally.

 

Finds Sith Troopers all huddled in circle looking at a book they had plucked from the crates.

“What is all this standing around?!”

Tormentum pressed through the sea of plastic scarlet armor to the one holding a book.

“What are you looking at? You suppose to put things in place not peruse the possesions of your betters!”

Tormentum levitated the ruby colored book to his hands and looked at the cover:

Spoiler: WARNING! Mature Book

The Titan Peon’s amber eyes danced like embers as he opened it and turned the page to illustrations.

“Cough. Uh.. get back to unloading.”

The Sith Peon took the book and placed it on empty crate. He did not dare to speculate to whom it belonged.

 

Walks in after taking dinner with her husband to be

Okay.....

 

Lady Hekate, I have been given the honor, nay the privilege to relocate everything from the last temple.

Another ship should be arriving with High Lord @darthbernael and your belongings.

 

Yes, it should be soon.

 

Good to know, I don't think I will need any advice.

 

Merrin has ideas about our wedding night.. and I must say what she has said frightens me. I might have to hide in the library or in those archives Lord Iudex (@Silvertough) sends messages from.

This is me in less than a fortnight:

 

Are you sure?

 

Graal-Knight! I shall retrieve the Sith artifact.

*Opens crate and finds grail*

“Oh.. that was quick.”

 

How did that get here? Oh well, into the nursery it goes!

 

Ah, I suppose I should begin moving into our new Temple...

Begins directing several Sith Servants to begin moving his Lab equipment...

 

Oh.

Oh my.

A Lord of the Circle you say?


Don't mind if I doooo

 

Post familia birthday celebration: