JCC You know you feel old when...

I'm coming up on 20 years on these boards, and I just passed 50 trips around the Sun. Half a century.

 

Next March I shall also have completed my 50th trip around the Sun.

 

2.92 billion miles.

 

I'm surrounded by children.

 

Meanwhile Sarge's number adds up to 42,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles.

 

Don't tell the Sanderson sisters that.

 

When you get an official photo for work and look at it, wondering who that old guy is.

 

When you start getting AARP mailings…..

 

When you have co-workers who were not even born when you were hired.

 

When those coworkers had the same senior year English teacher you had.

 

I know "It's not the age, it's the mileage..." but sometimes it's the age.

 

And you won't remember you did it! LOL!

 

...you can remember when the Michigan Wolverines were actually a good football program.

 

When you don't understand/don't like contemporary slang. Seriously what is the difference between a fan and a stan? A stan is a big fan? I hate it.

Also hearing people say "that slaps!", "I'm hype!", "lit", and "fire" really bug me for some irrational reason.