SWC LATE SHOW WITH JAR JAR BINKS

Jar-Jar Binks · Jul 1, 2022

this was @christophero30 and @Dandelo idea.

Master Jedi Fixxxer · Jul 1, 2022

I would watch that show every week. Or night. What is the topic today?

Jar-Jar Binks · Jul 1, 2022

picking a topic for the top ten list tomorrow night

going to need a theme song....

how about this

i need a musician or band leader... @Dagobahsystem your my only hope?

Dagobahsystem and the Cantina Band?....

@Dandelo you shouldn't have told me you can edit in tags haha

you need to post and watch thread goofball

clone commander bossk · Jul 2, 2022

So which streaming service do i need for this? Bombad plus?

El Jedi Colombiano · Jul 2, 2022

Jar-Jar Binks · Jul 2, 2022

Bombad plus lol
looks like the show just found its producer.

once a week at least i should try and do a little show
have a monolog made of 3 bad jokes
a silly gag for example a top 10 list segment
1 or 2 guests
1 musical guest or stand up act or something

Lady_Belligerent · Jul 7, 2022

Stops by the box office to get the best tickets.

Blobofat · Jul 7, 2022

What fresh hell is this?

Dandelo · Jul 7, 2022

Jar-Jar Binks said: ↑

this was @christophero30 and @Dandelo idea.
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Jar-Jar Binks · Jul 7, 2022

WHATS UP FELLOWSHIP OF FORCE USERS? WELCOME WELCOME

LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR THE GREATEST GALAXY IN THE UNIVERSE!

WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW I'M JAR JAR BINKS

Blobofat said: ↑

What fresh hell is this?
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Dandelo said: ↑

Jar-Jar Binks said: ↑

this was @christophero30 and @Dandelo idea.
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Lady Belligerent said: ↑

Stops by the box office to get the best tickets.
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MNLGUE

- So Obi-Wan Kenobi finished airing recently. No Jar Jar Binks cameo.... Yup. Guess thats why the show wasn't bombastic.

- A sand people walk into a bar. They say to the bartender, "I'll have a beer,... and a sandbox."

- What's the deal with the Jedi outfit? I mean are you meditating or sleeping? Whats the deal with the hoods? They don't like hates?

Thank you so much ladies and gentlemen. We have a great show for you tonight.

Tonight's music is a youtube video pick from;
Darthishy coming up after the 5 part hard hitting questions i have ready for our first guest and not just making up on the spot.

Now I would like to welcome

Tonight's guest;

@darthbernael

How are you?

Guidman · Jul 7, 2022

JediMasterSven · Jul 7, 2022

You know...I would actullay like to see Disney + launch a "late show with Jar-Jar Binks." Look at fan response to seeing Anakin again! If done right, and considering HBO Max can do it with Elmo from Sesame Street then Disney could theoretically do the same with Jar-Jar.

Lady_Belligerent · Jul 7, 2022

JediMasterSven said: ↑

You know...I would actullay like to see Disney + launch a "late show with Jar-Jar Binks." Look at fan response to seeing Anakin again! If done right, and considering HBO Max can do it with Elmo from Sesame Street then Disney could theoretically do the same with Jar-Jar.
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@Jar-Jar Binks make this happen man!

darthbernael · Jul 7, 2022

Blinking at the bright lights, having forgotten that on stage the lights shine right in your face and you can often not even see the audience, he sits down. Smiling at the enthusiasm of the host and the cheering of the audience the first question is almost missed. Cupping his hand to his ear, "Hmmm...Oh, well...I'm good, need more caf but that's an almost daily thing. Thank you."

@Jar-Jar Binks

Jar-Jar Binks · Jul 8, 2022

WELCOME BACK EVERYONE

if you are just joining us the one and only darthbernael is here.

but first i'd like to take a moment to tag @Guidman ,.... that's right. this is happening;

bernael says they need more caf,...

bernael where did you come up with that name? i just googled it and now i might have nightmares.

darthbernael · Jul 8, 2022

Diet Coke! Diet Coke!!! You heathen...full sugar regular Coke or nearly black coffee...

shakes head in resignation at the Diet Coke...

Grins at the question

Well....pretty much from what you found about the name. I tend to be heavily involved in the RPF area of the forum here and the first character that I used here and still my OG main pc is an Anzati who chose that name. I have many other characters these days but I do enjoy writing him. But, given the background of the name, using it with such a PC just felt right. And yes, he's a Sith, so just as dark as imagined.

Jar-Jar Binks · Jul 8, 2022

lol i love pop.

from a fountain, forgetta bout it.

role playing huh? i've role played before at a party with c3po. worst partner ever.

at this point in the show i would like to stop to prank tag @christophero30

hey christophero30 this is your boss at the place you do stuff. you have been traded to the toronto maple leafs for a zamboni spare tire. so your gonna want to pack your bags and to move now.

@darthbernael

tell us about your star wars fandom. you know, which films, characters, spaceships, planets, droids do you favor?

christophero30 · Jul 8, 2022

I'd say you lost your mind, but that happened a long, long time ago.

Jar-Jar Binks · Jul 8, 2022

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I'd say you lost your mind, but that happened a long, long time ago.
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darthbernael · Jul 9, 2022

Jar-Jar Binks said: ↑

lol i love pop.

from a fountain, forgetta bout it.

role playing huh? i've role played before at a party with c3po. worst partner ever.

@darthbernael

tell us about your star wars fandom. you know, which films, characters, spaceships, planets, droids do you favor?

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Well, I was too young to see Episode 4 in the theatres, was only 1, and Ep 5 I was 4, but I did get to see Ep 6 in the theatres, my dad took me. I've seen all the films, most of the shows, including shudders the original Holiday Special. And I've read a good amount of the books and comics, need to revisit them again, most of my library is still in the States so have to rebuild it. I enjoy all that comes out, whether I agree with the choices made in the stories or not, because it is all new stuff being added to flesh out such a large and varied universe.

I like the way that the universe varies ship design, from the stark, angular designs of the Imperial/Sith/Empire type designs to, aside from things like the fighters which are angular by design anyway, the more rounded and flowing designs of Rebel/Republic/Jedi/Resistance type craft, or how it's recognized that the rebel or such craft often are cobbled together or any ship they can find, at least in the early stuff.

I've always enjoyed niche characters and how even the species evolve over the years through books and comics. Like the Anzati, yeah my favorite. The first ever seen was in the cantina scene in ANH, ugly and bulbous of face. They became somewhat more refined as different writers and artists saw new visions of them. Could be said for many of the 'alien' species in the SW universe though. As to worlds, hmmm, what is very pleasing is the wide variety of worlds and habitats and how the writers and directors actually think about what type of being would live in that environment. The variety of droids is a great thing, specialized in so many ways. A couple of my favorites though are HK-47, Revan's assassin droid, and IG-88, both when it was an assassin droid and then turning into a 'nanny' in the Mandalorian.

Basically, where it comes to SW I try to absorb and learn all I can in it to expand my own enjoyment of all that it entails. Of course, like many, I have my own thoughts and opinions on how things could be but, seeing as I'm not getting paid to write it or create media for it, they stay my own, usually private, opinions.

Jedi Bluth · Jul 9, 2022

What did I just walk into....

Jar-Jar Binks · Jul 9, 2022

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What did I just walk into....

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I was too young to see Episode 4 in the theatres, was only 1
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you were made during the making of a new hope?

those are hersey kisses chocolates by the way but use your imagination and pretend they are proton torpedoes.

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from the stark
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I'm not getting paid to write it or create media for it
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That's great stuff

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such craft often are cobbled together or any ship they can find, at least in the early stuff.
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I feel like you described every rebel fleet. they always seem like a rag tag sorta put together at the last minute.

thanks for sharing @darthbernael

last question;

did you end up seeing a new hope in theaters for the special edition in 1997?