ITT we replace SW words with Pancakes and/or Waffles

Anakin is the waffle, isn't he?

I'm so hungry.


My wife and I will take the pancake. We've always wanted a big pancake. It will be loved with us.

And what of the waffle?

To Tatooine, to its buffet, take it.

I will take the waffle and watch over it.

 

You're the Pancake Lord!

You will not take pancakes from me!

I have the waffle iron!

My lord, I will make pancakes.

Into the kitchen I must go.

 

Are you a pancake?
What?

Waffles can be a very powerful ally.

How are you going to pay for all this?
I have twenty thousand Republic pancakes.
Republic pancakes? Republic pancakes are no good out here. I need something more real.
I don't have anything else. *waves hand* But pancakes will do fine.
No, they won't.
*Qui-Gon waves his hand more firmly* Pancakes will do fine.
No, they won't! What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only waffles. No waffles, no parts, no deal!

I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to no pancakes or waffles.

There was no batter. I greased the skillet, I flipped them, I ate them. I can't explain what happened.

I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion at a pancake and waffle breakfast!

I have... acquired a pancake in a game of chance. The tastiest ever made.
I hope you didn't kill anyone I know for it.

These Federation types are pigs. The breakfast will be short.

Your highness, this is a waffle I do not think we can eat.

The batter shortage is catastrophic. We must bow to their wishes. You must contact me.

Your Highness, under the circumstances, I suggest you come to Coruscant with us.
Thank you, Ambassador. But my place is with my pancakes.

It is clear to me now that the pancake no longer functions. I pray you will bring syrup and butter back to the table.

That is why we must not fail to capture the waffle iron.

 

Anakin: I made this for you...So you'd remember me. I carved it out of a waffle iron. It'll bring you good pancakes.

 

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
War. The Republic pancakes are crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Waffle Lord, Count Dooku. There are breakfasts on both sides. Syrup is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Master Chef Palpatine, leader of the International House of Pancakes chain. As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chef...

Master, our breakfast buffet is directly ahead. The one crowded with pancakes.
Oh, I see it. Oh, this is going to be tasty.

I smell pancakes.
I smell syrup.
Next move?
Bring forks.

Anakin, let's be fair. Today, you were the hero, and you deserve your glorious day with the pancakes.

I missed you, Pancake.

Are you all right? You're trembling. What's going on?
Something wonderful has happened. Ani...I made pancakes!

You are on this council, but we do not share our pancakes.
What? How can you do this? This is outrageous! It's unfair!

Very well. The burden is on me not to eat all the pancakes before you get there.

You fool. I have been trained in your pancake recipes...by Count Dooku!

The oppression of the waffles will never return! You, my lord, have lost!

What have I done?
You are filling your stomach, Anakin. Become my apprentice. Learn to use the waffle iron.

I can smell your cinnamon. It gives you spice. It makes you tastier.

Once more, the waffles will rule the galaxy! And...we shall have peace.

Master Skywalker. There are too many waffles. What are we going to do?

In order to ensure our satiety and continuing satisfaction, the International House of Pancakes will be reorganized into the first International House of Waffles, for scrumptious and varied waffles, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.
So this is how the IHOP dies... with thunderous applause.

The war is over. Lord Sidious promised us waffles...

I have seen a security hologram...of him...eating waffles.
No! Not Anakin! He couldn't...

Anakin, all I want is pancakes.
Pancakes won't save you, Padme! Only my new waffles can do that!
At what cost? You're a good person; don't do this!
I won't lose you the way I lost my waffle. I am becoming more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of, and I'm doing it for you: to protect you.
Come away with me...help me eat our pancakes, leave everything else behind while we still can!
Don't you see? We don't have to run away anymore! I am more powerful than the Chef, I...I can overthrow him! And together, you and I can rule the galaxy! Make waffles the way we want them to be!
I don't believe what I'm hearing...Obi-Wan was right...You've changed!
I don't want to hear any more about Obi-Wan. The pancakes turned against me; don't you turn against me!
Anakin, you're breaking my heart! You're going down a path I can't follow!

You brought them here to tempt me!

Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic...to pancakes!

I have waited a long time for this moment, my little, green friend. At last, the pancakes are no more.
Not if anything to say about it, I have!



Okay, that's enough from me.

 

We don't serve their kind pancakes here.

 

unlocked, upped

 

Will somebody get this walking pancake out of my way?

 

*groan*

 

Darth Caedus: "Jaina, listen to me. You need to get out of my way. I'm trying to cook pancakes and waffles."

Jaina Solo: "Sure you are, just like you cooked French toast."

Caedus: "Isolder would have made the same choice. In fact, he did. Jaina we don't have time for this."

Jaina: "So cook already."

 

Grievous: Activate syrup shields!

 

But this just gets me thinking.......what about going the other way? What is the GFFA equivalent to pancakes and waffles?

PANCAKES
Batter rounds
fried rounds
fried grain rounds
flat rounds
fried circles
morning grain circles
fried grain flats
fried flat cakes

WAFFLES
crispy flat cakes
double griddle cakes
formed flat cakes
flat grain cakes

 

There are no region specific versions. Pancakes and waffles are the universal constant, across all galaxies. Except Belgium. Belgium is an anomaly.

 

Once you start down the pancake path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume it you will.


-JR

 

Are you a pancake?

 

Obi-Wan... there... is pancake in him. I know there is ... still...


-JR

 

You don't know the power of the waffle.

 

Would somebody get this big waffle out of my way?

 

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your waffle.