Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Tarkin: What would possess the Gods to make a man like Vader?
Palpatine: God didn't make Vader. I made him!

 

Obi-Wan: Mandalore. Where the men are as limited as the menu, and the women as hard as the beds.

 

Captain Piett: That has to be the best smuggler I've ever seen.
Admiral Ozzel (grumbling): So, it would seem.

 

Sorry, folks, but based on the news that Chris Terrio of Batman V Superman fame is writing the script for Star Wars IX, this kind of had to be done...
Rey: [hardly breathing] You're letting them kill Leia...

Kylo Ren: What does that mean? Why did you say that name?

Rey: Find him... Save Leia...

Kylo Ren: Why did you say that name? Leia? Why did you say that name? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

Finn: [enters running] It's her mother's name! It's her mother's name.

 

Sarlacc: Hop inside my mouth if you want to live.

 

Boba Fett: Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?

 

Leia: Oh, oh! I speak sarlacc!

 

Threepio: Oh, stewardess, I speak Bocce.

 

Luke: I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley!

 

Obi-Wan: When are we going to get to Alderaan?
Han: I can't tell.
Obi-Wan: You can tell me. I'm a Jedi.
Han: Well, I'm not sure.
Obi-Wan: Can you take a guess?
Han: Not for another two hours.
Obi-Wan: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

 

Give me a vector, Victor.
Roger roger.

 

Imperial: Who's the droid?
Mr. Bones: You're talking to me?
Snap Wexley: You shouldn't have said that.
Mr. Bones: You're talking to me?
Snap Wexley: Now you're in for it.
Mr. Bones: They call me Mr. Bones! Roger Roger!

 

Han: As you wish.
Leia:

 

Sidious: It was the Separatists' fault. It was their idea. They are the real enemy.
*Separatist leaders begin to snarl and back away*
Anakin: Why should I believe you? Everything you told me was a lie.

 

Anakin: Tis only a flesh wound!
Obi-Wan: Your whole arm's off!
Anakin: I've had worse.
Obi-Wan: Your a loony.

 

Bardan Jusik: "You are all individuals!"​

Clones: "We are all individuals!"​

Bardan Jusik: "You are all different!"​

Clones: "We are all different!"​

99: "I'm not!"​

Clones: "Shush!"​

 

Palpatine: I shot her.
Mace: You. I knew it was you. I was going to expose you.
Palpatine: I know, so I chose to expose myself.
Obi-Wan: Please, there are Padawans present.
Anakin: Wait a minute, then who did I kill?
Palpatine: My apprentice.
Anakin: Oh, fierfek.

 

After shooting Greedo in the Cantina:

*Gets up glances at silent crowd and jerks thumb back*
Solo: No Ticket!
*desperate rummaging ensues*

And arrival at Cloud City, for Lando:

Calrissian: "What was once yours is now mine again." *points to Falcon*
Solo: "...Ah...son of a *****"


Then the infinite possible variants on Scarface:

Obi-Wan in the Cantina - "Then say hello to my little friend..." [proceeds to maim with lightsaber] etc. etc.

 

Gantoris: Who the poodoo are you?
Luke: Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master.
Gantoris: Oh
Luke: I'm here to talk to you about the Jedi Order.

 

Obi-Wan: Corsucant!
Anakin: Coruscant!
Ahsoka: It's only a model.
Anakin: Shush!
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

Kylo Ren: "And why should the galaxy listen to you?"
Rey: "Because unlike some certain other Skywalkers, I can speak with a British accent."

*I probably used this one before*

 

Knights of Ren: We are the Knights who say Ni! NI!
Rey: Oh no, not the Knights who say Ni!
Knights of Ren: The same!

 

(As Qui-Gon heads into Mos Espa)

Sebulba: Who's that then?
Gasgano: I dunno, must be a Jedi.
Sebulba: Why?
Gasgano: He hasn't got poodoo all over him.

 

Rey: How do you you know he is a Sith?
Finn: He turned me into a bantha!
Rey: He turned you into a bantha?
Finn: I got better.

 

Anakin: I'm not the Chosen One! Honestly I'm not!
Jedi: Only the true Chosen One denies his Chosenness!
Anakin: Well what kind of a chance does that give me? All right, I AM the Chosen One!
Jedi: HE IS! HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE!
Anakin: NOW.... KRIFF OFF!
*beat*
Jedi: How should we kriff off, O Chosen One?